Hello, boys and girls. Have a fantastic weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- The legendary Mister Cee, a DJ at Hot 97 radio station in NYC, was dragged out of the closet after cops caught him having sex with another man, er, a tranny!
- Gloria James (the mother of basketball player LeBron James) was arrested after she slapped a parking attendant. Video of her arrest and 911 call were also released.
- Rapper Gucci Mane was arrested for pushing a woman out of a moving car.
- Rapper Lil Webbie was arrested on drug charges.
- Flavor Flav is writing rubber checks to employees of his fried chicken restaurant.
- After performing the foxtrot on week three of Dancing with the Stars, Wendy was eliminated.
- We also got a chance to check out previews of Wendy's upcoming dating show on GSN.
- Atlanta Hawks player Jamal Crawford had the gall to sue his landlord after HIS dogs destroyed her home.
- A priest admitted to a having a sexual relationship with his cousin for years.
- A statute of Michael Jackson was erected in Britain to jeers. A sculpture of the singer dangling his son was also met with disdain.
- A crazy woman (with a radio in her head!!!) attacked a painting of two half-naked women because it's "very homosexual".
- Speaking of batshit crazy women, a woman lost her mind while on a date.
- And while we're on the topic of dates, a woman went to meet a man she met online. He beat and held her captive for days.
- Barack Obama formally announced that he wants to be president again.
- Malcolm X had sex with a white man.
- A man sexually assaulted another man with a 7"-long tree branch.
- A woman stabbed her husband of 70 years to death.
- Man spazzed out on the DC metro because there was no one else on the train.
- Rosie O'Donnell said Chris Brown haters are racist.
- Lil Wayne was forced to cancel an European tour because his visa was denied.
- Man poured a jug of semen he collected over a few weeks on the grounds of a TV station.
- The family of Etta James is still fighting over her money.
- An engaged coupled said they're going to walk 2500 miles to their wedding.
- A cemetery in Atlanta is creating a section for gay people only.
- Girl couldn't close her mouth after a yawn.
- A woman was stuck on a toilet for three days.
- Meanwhile, a man was superglued to a toilet at Walmart.
- A man murdered his wife then showed the body to her father on webcam.
- A greedy dog didn't give a toddler a chance.
- Two men were arrested and charged with DJ Megatron's death.
- A prostitution whore stole a man's money and hid it in her weave.
- Speaking of whores, a hooker shot and killed a client after she learned he has herpes.
- Dear Caucasian Neighbor....
- Man was arrested for blowing his nose.
- A well-trained dog, indeed.
- A judge ordered a racist woman to a lifetime of jury duty.
- This woman holds the world record for most plastic surgery and this man, for most tattooed person.
- The Grammys eliminated 31 categories making it more difficult for some of your idols to win.
- Naked man was photographed running down a highway.
- Bakery came under fire after it used a photo of a black baby to advertise chocolate cakes.
- Fight broke out at Bible study over weed.
- A police officer beat his girlfriend because she didn't hold his hand.
- Remains of the first gay caveman were discovered.
- Woman flicked her HIV-positive blood at police officers.
- Allen Iverson cursed out cops who pulled over his car and asked them: "Do you know who I am?"
- A woman tried to circumcise her baby with a box cutterafter she read the Bible and watched how-to videos on YouTube.
- Man tried to rob a bank but the teller just laughed at him.
- A man invented a kangaroo tail for humans to lean on. It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
- The cutest video of the week: A sleepy dog nods off.
- Tyler Perry gave a great-grandmother a brand new house.
- We learned that the po-pos aren't all bad people.
- ...On second thought.
- Charlie Sheen's show in NYC was received with a boos and people wanting their money back.
- Man went on a bizarre rant while being hauled off to jail.
