Week in Review: Bishop Eddie Long's Mistress, Granny Batting 1.000

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a fantastic weekend. We'll be back here Tuesday afternoon. Sure hope you'll he here, too. While we'... Read more »

Fisherman Finds Brick of Cocaine Floating in Water, Dies After Eating It

Last Wednesday, 53-year-old Thomas Swindal and his brother Kenneth were fishing in about 200 feet of water off the Florida Keys when they sp... Read more »

Man Charged With Infecting Second Woman With HIV

A Chattanooga, Tenn. man is facing charges of criminal exposure to HIV after it was discovered he infected his wife with the virus that caus... Read more »

Daughter Kicks Out Elderly Parents to Make Room For Her 11 Dogs

You've heard about animal hoarding and crazy people, but chances are you've never anything like this. A woman from St. Petersburg, R... Read more »

Janet Jackson, Wissam Al Mana Are Engaged (UPDATE: They're Married)

After almost two years of dating, Janet Jackson and her billionaire boyfriend, 36-year-old Qatar-born businessman Wissam Al Mana, are engage... Read more »

Police Officer Forced to Attend MLK Parade Because He's Black Sues Police Department, City

Captain Walter Busby, a 30-year member of the Tulsa, Okla. police department, says he was ordered to attend the Martin Luther King, Jr. para... Read more »

Just When You Thought the Bishop Eddie Long Story Couldn't Get Worse, A Fifth Accuser Surfaces

Bishop Eddie Long has been keeping something from his parishioners. No, not the fact that he's gay, he's a homo and he likes guys . ... Read more »

Lady Sues Jumpoff For Giving Her Herpes

An unnamed 33-year-old woman from Delavan, Wisc. has slapped a 35-year-old man, with whom she had a one-night stand with a $350,000 claiming... Read more »

Lady Attacks Baby, Tries to Break Off His Arm So She Could Eat It

We've seen and heard our share of crazy (see Exhibit No. 65,698,165 ), but this story is just something else. The Los Angeles police say... Read more »

Bat-Wieldin' Granny Chases Off Naked Burglar

Early Sunday morning, a man broke into a Manchester, NH home through a kitchen window, went to the refrigerator, made himself a snack, and m... Read more »

WATCH: Woman Performs Exorcism on Man She Believes is Satan

This crazy Jamaican lady is trying to exorcise a CVS security personnel. I. Just. Can't! CAN EFFIN' NOT! Read more »

Times Square Weed Man Sues NYC For Harassment

Joshua Long, of Brooklyn, NY who trolls Times Square with a sign saying "Help! I Need Money For Weed!", has filed a lawsuit agains... Read more »

CNN Anchor Don Lemon Hates CNN

According to an in-depth report from Jon Stewart, Don "How You Doin" Lemon wants to report hard-hitting news, not fluff on the ne... Read more »

Man Redefines Meaning of 'Church'

Glenn Hudson is nothing if not a businessman. To let him tell it, he's an ordained minister with cer... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long's Daughter Probed

Taylor Long, the daughter of Bishop Eddie Long , has found herself in the middle of a scandal. According to WSBTV, Taylor was barred from wa... Read more »

Man Attempts DIY Hernia Surgery With Butter Knife

A 63-year-old Glendale, Calif. man is in stable condition at a local hospital after he attempted surgery on himself with a six-inch butter k... Read more »

WATCH: NYC Subway Crazy, Apple Store

The NYC Subway is not safe for life. That you already knew, but still...ish is crazy! Last Friday, 42-year-old Richard Arrocho, who's ce... Read more »

School Refused to Let Black Student Be Valedictorian

Kymberly Wimberly (not pictured), who attended McGehee High School in McGehee, Ark. has filed a discrimination lawsuit in federal court clai... Read more »

Man Wakes Up in Morgue, Goes Home

Unlike these stories , here's a story coming out of Africa we can actually believe. Last weekend, a 50-year-old South African who was t... Read more »

WATCH: Here Come the Brides, Mad Mariah, Natural Air Conditioning

Every time Mariah Carey gets on HSN to peddle items she wouldn't actually wear, the singer and new mom of twins loses her mind -- proba... Read more »

Amy Winehouse is Dead

In news that's shocking to no one, crackhead and critically acclaimed singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her home in London this aft... Read more »

Week in Review: ♫♪...I Am Gettin So Hot, I Wanna Take My Clothes Off ♪♫

Hey, boys and girls. It's the dog days of summer and it was a very slow news week. So, we're off to luxuriate by the pool with a f... Read more »

If Your Personal Effects Fall Into a Storm Drain, Don't Try to Retrieve Them. Especially When You're Tipsy.

And now, the donkey of the week. Jared Medeiros will have so many stories to tell. The 21-year-old man -- who had been drinking -- ended up ... Read more »

Gangster Mom Arrested For Trespassing in Her Own Home

Last Saturday, 48-year-old Lolita Smith was disciplining her 17-year-old son inside her Woodstock, Ga. home, but when the cops got involved,... Read more »

Feces-Flingin' Lesbians Fight

Bomboclaat ! Several lesbians at a group home in Jamaica are in some deep you-know-what after they got into a feces-throwing brawl over -- w... Read more »

WATCH: Famine; Ice Cream Assault; Oh, Baby!

Why don't we care about Somalia? The United Nations declared famine in parts of Africa and 10 million people are in need of emergency he... Read more »

NBA Baller Dwyane Wade Sues Computer Hackers

Someone has been keeping tabs on Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade's personal life. The NBA baller claims someone intentionally, methodically... Read more »

Wendy: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony Divorce a PR Stunt

Wendy Williams -- who's enjoying an extended summer vacation from her talk -- made her first appearance on The View this morning and w... Read more »

WATCH: Paco, Talking Cat Trap, New Atlanta 'Housewives' Cast Member

Two armed men barged into an Altadena, Calif. smoke shop and demanded money -- but the store owner's guard dog, ahem, chihuahua, wasn... Read more »

Week in Review: Ouch. Ouch! OUCH!

Hello, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon -- hope you will too! Note from Editor : Soooo , we lied.... Read more »

Shaquille O'Neal Ordered Multiple Murders: lawsuit

We kinda knew this was coming, but wow. Wow. WOW! Robert Ross, the former gangbanger who's suing former NBA baller Shaquille O’Neal for ... Read more »