Seriously, this is mad.
Friday, October 29, 2010
FIGHT! Brawl Breaks Out in McDonald's
After last night's World Series game in San Francisco, fans flocked to a nearby McDonald's for some grub, but no one was getting any food after an epic brawl broke out. According to the film-maker: "some chick was arguing about their order, the chick with the yellow thong tells her, she shouldn't talk like that in front of her daughter. Chick says she's not my daughter and throws soda at the yellow thong chick. then all hell breaks loose." Clearly, these were not the people smoking weed.
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Couple Caught Having Sex in Pizza Shop
A British couple, so overcome with desire, decided to have sex in a pizza restaurant, in full view of passersby. One of those in the audience who pulled out their cameras to record the action said, "the whole place was brightly lit and we had a great view. There was an empty bottle of wine and two glasses on a table." The restaurant is looking into the matter.
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Bishop Eddie Long Loves Sperm
An interesting sermon of How You Doin pastor Eddie Long has surfaced. In the 1990s video, Ms. Long, who's accused of coercing four young men into sex using the teachings of the Bible, extols the virtue of fresh sperm. He loves to "take it in." What?!?
Here's what he said: "The word of God is potent. The word of God is His sperm. The job of the preacher is to bring fresh sperm and when he speaks it, the womb -- the church -- is to take it in and say, 'Sho' you're right.'"
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The Best iPhone 4 Halloween Costume You'll See Today
John Savio's Halloween costume wasn't put together with spit and cardboard. Oh, no! This battery-powered costume took approximately three days to make and it comprises of a 40-inch LED LCD panel which displays the screen from his iPhone 4. It even has a camera on the back which John can use to video chat with friends using Facetime and the touch screen actually works.
Kanye's Hangin' Out with His Dick Out (NSFW)
For weeks, there have been rumors that someone is shopping around nude photos of one Kanye West. Fred and dem over at Mediatakeout got their messy hands on the photos and published the images today. (Kanye allegedly sent the photos, which he snapped himself, to women(!) he met on Myspace. Allegedly.) So, is this Kanye? Is that his johnson? Will more images turn up? Is this a publicity stunt for his forthcoming album?
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
'They're Smoking Weed!'
KXAS' sports reporter Newy Scruggs was doing a live shot outside the stadium of the San Francisco Giants yesterday, when the smell of something familiar wafted in the air.
Dionne Warwick: Whitney Houston 'Continues to Pass the Tests of Life With an A+'
Dionne Warwick has penned a memoir, My Life, As I See It, in which she says her cousin and crackhead Whitney Houston, whom she calls "Nippy", made bad choices, but continues to learn from them. The Village Voice's Michael Musto got himself an advance copy of the book (it's out next week) and shared this excerpt.
"She was tested when she married Bobby Brown, as we all know. The marriage seemed to be working out at first and probably would have continued to if other people's opinions had not affected them....Nippy got involved with things that were never a part of the lifestyle she was brought up in. But she ultimately came to the realization that she was doing harm to herself. She also knows the words and worth of prayer and has used it to bring her through all of the trials and tribulations put before her. That's why she continues to pass the tests of life with an A+."So, you heard that? You all with your opinions destroyed Whitney's marriage.
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WATCH: Movin' Like Bernie
New dance alert! Called the Bernie, it's based on the 1989 film Weekend at Bernie's and it's so awesome, even white guys can do it. We're movin' like Bernie, we're dead!
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Judge Orders McDonald's to Pay Employee $17,500 For Making Him Fat
A former manager of a McDonald's franchise in Porto Allegre, Brazil, was awarded $17,500 as recompense for gaining 65 lbs. over 12 years on the job, the AP reports.
The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness. The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake while on the job. His identity was not released. The ruling was signed Tuesday by Judge Joao Ghisleni Filho in Porto Alegre. Ghisleni said McDonald's could appeal the case, and the Brazilian headquarters of the chain said in an e-mailed statement Thursday it was weighing its legal options.The company said it offers "a large variety of options and balanced menus" so it's not their fault a fat ass makes unhealthy choices. The judge said although the man's obesity could have resulted from physical inactivity and genetic factors, McDonald's should still be held responsible.
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Eldery Man's Penis is Attacked by Ants While He's in ICU
A 76-year-old man from Fort Myers, Fla. received at least 100 bites from ants on his thigh and groin last week while he was recovering from heart surgery in the intensive care unit of the Gulf Coast Medical Center. The hospital has since admitted it was pavement ants that made their way into Cornelius Lewis' bed.
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Please Stand Clear of...The Crazy Lady Near the Subway Doors
This woman (this is a woman, right?) is either drunk, high, crazy or all three. Heey!
Mother Tries (and Fails) to Circumcise Baby at Home
A 3-month-old Portland, Ore. boy was rushed to a hospital in critical condition after his mother attempted to circumcise him at home on Sunday at 2am! Quick, someone call DYFS!
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Woman Picked Up Her Own Head After She Was Thrown From a Horse
A British woman is lucky to be alive after she broke her neck and was forced to pick up her own head after being thrown from her horse.
Thea Maxfield, 26, suffered an horrific “hangman’s fracture” when she was bucked 20ft into the air and landed on her head. As she struggled to get up, Thea had to support her head in her hands to avoid damaging her spinal cord after her vertebrae shattered. She explained: “I had to literally pick my head up and carry it in my hands. I didn’t have much hope of a recovery.” At first doctors warned she might have to spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair. But amazingly Thea – after initial treatment to repair her vertebrae – was back riding again within seven months thanks to technology from the world of Grand Prix racing.She was outfitted with a revultionary head brace connected to a computer by tiny sensors for three months to help fuse the bones back together. Now, seven months after the accident, Thea (pictured, above) is now back riding horses.
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Mariah Carey's Official Pregnancy Announcement Expected Tomorrow (Update: Yep, She's Pregnant)
Mariah Carey is with child. Everyone knows that, right? Well, that's the word on the skreets. The singer hasn't officially confirmed -- or denied -- the rumors, but that will all change tomorrow. Roger Friedman of the Showbiz411, who's always right about these things, is reporting that Access Hollywood's Billy Bush has secured the first interview with Mariah and he will appear on the Today show tomorrow (Thursday) morning to confirm that Mariah is pregnant.
Billy be promoting a three parter that starts tomorrow night on “Access Hollywood.” Mariah and husband Nick Cannon will discuss the whole deal with Billy. The interview was taped yesterday. When is Mariah due? “In the spring” is all she’s saying. Does that mean March? Maybe. So she’s just now maybe four and a half months pregnant. And I am told by the Inner Circle that all this stuff you’re reading about IVF and invitro and fertility stuff is simply made up and supposition. “It’s no true,” says a good source.Also, despite the chatter in the skreets, the Cannons don't know the sex of the baby.
Update: Here's the official announcement. Mariah also confirmed our earlier report that she suffered a miscarriage.
Congrats Mimi (and Nick)!
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The One Where the Man with the Biggest Mouth in the World Gets His Shine
Francisco Domingo Joaquim of Angola says it's a "dream come true" to be listed in the 2011 Guinness World Records Book for the person with the widest mouth. How wide is it, you ask? It stretches to an impressive 6.69 inches wide.
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Raz-B: 'Chris Stokes is a Monster and I Feel Sorry For Marques Houston' + Why He Won't Take Them to Court For Raping Him or See a Shrink
Over the past few weeks, Raz-B has been making the rounds, airing out his former B2K bandmate, Omarion. You probably know the story: Raz-B claims Omarion was forced to have sex with singer Marques Houston among other people to drum up publicity for his upcoming album and single. Omarion went on the defensive, saying Raz-B is a famewhore who needs to get his life together. Well! Raz-B just gave an interview to Vibe magazine in which he retells the story of his sexual abuse at the hands of former B2K manager and cousin Chris Stokes (the two are pictured above) who began raping him and Marques when they were teenagers and Marques continues to live that life today. Raz-B also hints that he knows something personal about Chris' most vocal supporters Lil Fizz and Omarion. Hmm, wonder if it has anything to do with this?
Read! (Note: The language is quite graphic.)
Vibe's far from the first interview you've done this month. Do you feel like your life is being threatened?
Raz B: There’s pressure coming, but I have a lot of protection and when you work for God you have nothing to worry about. People ask why are you coming out now but this has been going on for a very long, Chris has been molesting boys for a while.
How many boys total do you think it's been?
A lot of people share their stories with me. And it's all crazy. Chris used to have me have sex with him and he used to suck my penis. This stuff is satanic, but I thank God for my testimony so I can help someone else.
How long was this going on for?
Between the ages of 13 and 17.
Were you threatened with anything if you refused to have sex with him?This is all too much! Why isn't Chris Stokes in jail again?
He would text me and say well you know what I did. The confusion is Chris did molest me but they thought he was putting his penis in my bootyhole. But that was Marques Houston. I'm very vocal [now]. I'm not afraid of anything.
Were there any condoms involved?
Um, maybe once it was unprotected. I believe so.
But did you ever adamantly say 'No'?
Finally when I was able to realize these niggas were really gay I was able to leave.
You didn't realize you were taking part in homosexual acts before 17?
Well I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. I was a young kid and these people took advantage of me.
Since this went on for so long, I imagine you may questioned your sexuality?
After awhile… I knew I always liked women and I’ll forever like women. I've never had any male on male relationships. Besides from my past, I’ve never been with a man.
You didn't question yourself in the slightest? Did you not want to even think about the possibility?
As I got older as I got enlightened. Before I lived with Chris I was speaking in tongues. When you got all this money around you're very blinded. As you get older things start to change. But Chris Stokes is a monster and I feel sorry for Marques Houston.
Have you heard if Marques still having sex with young men or boys?
I’ve heard stories that he's had sex with very well known [male] dancers in the game.
So he's a gay man with a problem...
I don’t know Marques like that to say. But any person trying to mess with kids and have sex like that… that’s gay to me homie.
Damn. What kind of psychological damage has your past done to you?
It's done a lot. I'm traumatized. I had to sit back and think. I have a five-year-old son now, so what is my son gonna think when he grows up? He's gonna know that his father spoke the truth. I have no shame in my game, God's going to handle it.
Why not just take Chris Stokes and Marques Houston to court?
That’s a demonic system.
Do you ever get scared that you could follow in the pattern of Chris Stokes and do this to another boy?
Never. I broke the curse. Never.
How did you break the curse?
Because that shit bothers me. I'm speaking up for kids that can't speak for themselves.
Why not be 100% sure by speaking with a psychologist?
The only help that I will ever need is Jesus Christ. I know in my heart and in my spirit what's right, and I know messing with children is wrong.
How did you react to Omarion recently saying you're doing this for attention and money?
That's sad— he just did another Chris Stokes movie, so he's over there supporting that devil. After awhile, it's like, how long can I protect you? I don't know what [his] issue is. Maybe you need to address those. I've never done anything to Omari. You want to talk about my glasses? My glasses are hot! They're one-of-a-kind. Shout out to StevieBoi.com who made my shades. Omari knows the truth. If I said something about him that I know personally about, he'll probably put out a press release saying that I'm lying, so I don't need any attention. You're not doing anything. Only person that's doing something is Raz B because I'm talking about Jesus Christ, and I'm talking about the message. I feel bad for Omari.
Lil' Fizz was also joining in on the negative comments...
I'm doing what God wants me to do and it’s frustrating when there’s people like Fizz saying I'm a homo. I could say something about Fizz right now. Being honest, Fizz wants me to meet up with him so I can protect him. Me trying to protect the brand of B2K? That’s never going to happen until the brand is completely torn down like Jesus tore the temple down. Chris Stokes is the monster and he’s going around creating other monsters. And my family will tell you the truth about Chris Stokes and his sister and all of 'em. They all used to be in rooms jacking each other and sucking each others dicks and stuff like that. My family wont lie.
Wow. How has your love life as a straight Black man been affected by this?
It hasn’t affected my love life. I’ve been with my girl for four years. She's the girl in my new video.
A lesbian friend of mine said she's seen you numerous times at gay pride parades. Why perpetuate that rumor?
I’m so comfortable with my sexuality where I don’t judge anyone. If you want me to support you, then I’m going to do that. I’ll deliver my message to anyone.
If you felt in your heart of hearts that you were gay, would you honestly embrace that?
No. Not at all.
Why’s that.
From my beliefs, I just wouldn’t. To each his own. I support humanity, the world being of children and taking care of the earth. That’s why I can appear anywhere. If you want me at your pride event, feel free to ask, I will come. Some of my biggest checks come from the [The Gheys].
Have you lost males friends because of this situation?
To be honest I have very few friends, but a lot of real men around the world respect me
What about your male industry peers, is it ever awkward?
People don’t perceive me wrong. I’m in Crenshaw right now. When I’m at the BET Awards, Soulja Boy bigs me up. I just spoke to will.i.am for about an hour.
Is will working with you?
Nah not yet, but I told him I have a record I really want him to hear. It’s hard catching up with some of these producers. People like to mind their own business. A lot of people don’t want to be associated with messy situations.
This is very true... it seems like your past has infiltrated almost every aspect of your life. Did you ever look at suicide as an option for relief?
Yeah, but that’s a weakminded man.
When did you think of that?
I think about it all the time.
On a serious note?
Yeah, on a very serious note.
Have you attempted?
Never. I know God has a big plan for me. I want people to look at my story and be inspired.
When will your story end?
This is me documenting my life. I’m not trying to make anyone look bad. People want to make me out to look like a crazy person, but I’m a victim here. And it's in God's plan that I speak the truth.
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Sidebar: Back in 2007 when the allegations first surface, Chris denied denied and denied, saying Raz-B and his brother, Ricky Romance, only began making the claims after he "stopped financially supporting [and] assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this."
Sidebar #2: If you think reading Raz-B's words had you sick to your stomach, then listen to him and singer Quindon Tarver trade stories of the things they were made to do to Chris and Marques.
Gagging!
From left is the How You Doin' crew of Omarion, Chris and Marques.
Update: In a interview with Charlamagne, Raz-B says Lil' Fizz, who was also a member of B2K, was raped by Marques AND he and Bow Wow were regulars -- and by "regulars" we think you know what we mean.
Update #2: Quindon tells Vibe, he was unaware that Raz-B was recording their conversation and "under the impression that Raz B and myself were having a private conversation, nothing more or less" and didn't "intend" for the vivid details of his rape at the hands of Chris and Marques to in the streets.
Update # 3: Citing "emotional distress," Marques was granted a restraining against Raz-B. According to the folks over at RadarOnline, the restraining order prevents Raz-B from coming within 100 yards of Marques, who claims that Raz "falsely accused me of molesting him." In the documents, Marques states: “About three weeks ago, DeMario Thornton, aka Raz B, released a video recording via the internet of a conversation that we had…DeMario is screaming at me…he has a deranged demeanor and is not acting like a reasonable person... After I hung up on DeMario, he continued recording himself and falsely accused me of molesting him.” A hearing is set for November 22.
Update # 4: Raz-B claims Chris Stokes made him give J-Boog a professional. “My truth is that Chris Stokes had me and Jarell Houston (J Boog) in a room suckin’ each others’ dicks," he My truth is J-Boog had sex with [Omarion's mother] Leslie [Burrell]."
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
WATCH: Baby Catches the Holy Spirit
What's better than a cute baby? A cute dancing baby? A smart baby. A hairy baby? How about a cute baby who catches the Holy Spirit? Now, can she speak in tongues?
Speaking of which....
Man Tattoos 16-inch Penis onto Friend's Back ... Without His Consent!
A 21-year-old Australian man, who's not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into a tattoo while he was visiting his home. The 25-year-old visitor agreed to have a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons, but the tattoo he received was a 16-inch image of a penis and a slogan implying he was gay. Uh-oh!
Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said a 25-year-old man had gone to the alleged offender's house and "somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up." "The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons," Malcolm said, according to Ipswich's Queensland Times. "The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good.'" The victim was then allegedly punched on his way out, before he could check the ink work, which reportedly also included a misspelled comment about his sexuality. "When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: 'I don't think it's the tattoo you were after,'" Malcolm said.The tattooist faces two counts of assault with the intent to cause bodily harm and the victim now plans to have the tattoo removed or covered up with something else. This reminds us of Everton and his huge dong.
Update: Here's a news report.
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We Get it Phaedra, You're a Lawyer, an Equestrian and a Clown
On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta starring NeNe, Phaedra "I'm A Lawyer" Parks' (PIALP) ego stole the show. This woman is so pretentious, pompous and self-important, she must have an entire wing in her home for her ego. As for her make-up? Well, it's otherworldly. The episode began with Linnethia getting her nose AND body surgicalized, which was followed by some bad over-acting. It then moved to PIALP and model Cynthia (accompanied by Peter, Cynthia's boyfriend, and Dwight, PIALP's GBFF) on their way to a steeplechase. Looking like a "black Tammy Faye Baker," PIALP was thisclose to getting knocked the eff out by Peter for belittling men who come into a relationship with children. PIALP says her husband, Apollo, is "clean," despite the fact he spent five years in prison for racketeering. (He was released last year.) Anywho, at the steeplechase, PIALP told anyone willing to listen she has been riding horses since she was 7 or was it 8 years old (she couldn't get that part of her story right) so that makes her a "true equestrian" with "three, four degrees" no less. Later on was the event: her baby shower. Anyone who's apparently anyone in Atlanta was allegedly there (or was allegedly clamoring for an invitation) and everyone -- except PIALP -- was expected to wear a hat; If you were late, you were allegedly turned away. It was all too much, but since PIALP's a southern gal who loves over the top, it was perfect.
As usual, Linnethia Breaks! It! Down!
Monday, October 25, 2010
WATCH: Nurse Turns Off Patient's Ventilator
A British nurse hellbent on killing her patient, has been suspended and under investigation after she was filmed turning off the ventilator keeping quadriplegic Jamie Merrett alive. The 37-year-old, left paralysed from the neck down following a car accident in 2002, had a bedside camera set up at his home after becoming concerned about the standard of care he was receiving from nurse Violeta Aylward. She says she turned the machine off by "mistake."
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Friday, October 22, 2010
Couple Catches Man Raping Their Dog
We've heard stories of men sexually assaulting farm animals, but nothing like this. Mitchell Marsicano, 55, of Long Island, NY pleaded not guilty today to charges that he sexually abused a four-year-old male Shibu Inu he once owned on at least two separate occasions; the most recent assault was last night when he was caught, ahem, raping the dog.
Marsicano, who lived in the basement of his home and rented out other floors to two tenants, had previously turned over the care of the dog to his tenants, who claim that he had neglected and abused the animal. [Police] said the tenants contacted the D.A.’s Animal Cruelty Unit after witnessing Marsicano sexually abuse the dog in their apartment on Oct. 21 at approximately 2 a.m. after he entered the apartment without their permission. One of the tenants, Daniel Miller, said he awoke to the dog's “squealing” and witnessed the disturbing scene in an empty adjacent bedroom. “Immediately I woke up and it was the worst picture imaginable,” Miller said, adding that he witnessed Marsicano on top of the dog, naked. Miller said he pushed Marsicano off of the dog, at which point Marsicano left the house. Miller said he called the Animal Cruelty Unit, and that Long Beach Police arrested Marsicano when he returned home.Daniel said since April, Mitchell has neglected and abused the animal. He said he witnessed Mitchell having sex with the dog on Oct. 12, but when he told his landlord that he was going to report the abuse, he threatened him and his roommate with force on several occasions. A judge set Mitchell's bail at $20,000 bond or $10,000 cash and he faces 15 years in prison on the burglary charge and one year on the bestiality charge. The judge also granted the tenants an order of protection against Mitchell. They plan to move.
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Giant Penis Rams into Mexico
Meteorologists at KLST in San Angelo, Texas found that the local forecast called for a giant pink weather penis. Mexico should brace itself for a gusher.
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Are You a Man? Women Don't Want to Sleep With You? Blame Your Sisters!
Growing up with a large number of female siblings doesn't determine a man's sexuality, but their body language may be seen as less butch than those who have been brought up amid the rough and tumble of a male dominated household, according to a study published in the journal Psychological Science.
A team of psychobiologists from the University of Texas experimented with new born rats, separating them into litters either male dominated, female dominated or equally mixed. They found sexual behaviour was influenced more by the male-female ratio of the litter in which they were brought up than the one to which they were born. When it came to mating, the male rats brought up in a litter of mainly sisters, spent less time mating than those brought up among male rats or in an equally divided litter. This was because they were not being invited to do so by the females who signal their availability by wiggling their ears or 'dart hopping' - an established rodent come on! David Crews, the report author, said: "If they (females) want to mate with a male, they'll do a move called a dart-hop. They wiggle their ears. It drives males nuts. The females did this less when they were with a male rat that had grown up in a female-biased litter." And what applies to rats may have implications for humans too, he added. "It tells you that families are important - how many brothers and sisters you have, and the interaction among those individuals. "Families are particularly important in shaping personalities. The environment where you were raised doesn't determine personality, but it helps to shape it."Another day, another study. Tomorrow: Dart-hopping is dangerous for your health, or something.
President Obama Signs an iPad
At a rally on the campus of the University of Washington in Seattle yesterday, President Obama became the first president to put his John Handcock on an iPad. Sylvester Cann (that's him in the Obama tee and holding the iPad) tells TechCrunch, the president "looked slightly surprised, but proceeded to use his finger to scribble on the iPad using the Adobe Ideas app." As someone on that site quipped, it would've been hilarious if the president unwittingly signed the iPad with a Sharpie -- not to mention, it would increase the device's eventual re-sale valuable. We can only imagine the marketing and PR geniuses at Apple are beside themselves with glee.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Chinese Government Forced 8-months Pregnant Woman to Have an Abortion After Government Officials Dropkicked Her in the Stomach
An eight-months pregnant Chinese woman was dragged from her home and forced to have an abortion because she had broken China’s one-child-per-family law. According to reports, twelve government officials entered Xiao Aiying’s house in Siming, near the city of Xiamen, south-west China, where they hit and kicked her in the stomach, before taking her kicking and screaming to a hospital. There, the 36-year-old was restrained as doctors injected her with a drug to kill the unborn baby. "They held her hands behind her back and pushed her head against the wall and kicked her in the stomach," her husband, Luo Yanquan, said. Most Chinese families are allowed only one child to reduce the 1.3 billion-plus population. The policy leads to an estimated 13 million abortions every year, with many of those ordered by local authorities. Those who violate the one-child law are fined from $1 to $40,000, but are then often sterilised to prevent them from having another child. The Chinese government said Xiao's "procedure" was done voluntarily.
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Dad, Is That You?
We can't begin (or attempt) to explain why this man, donning a diaper, committed a caper in this Newark, NJ liquor store. Halloween came really early this year, no?
WATCH: Black Marriage Negotiations
If you're a black men trying to get out of singledom, then you've probably had this conversation with a sista. [*side-eye*] While most black women don't have this long list of wants, many do. Hence the reason this video is hilarious.
Sidebar: Here's a rebuttal.
Enter Becky. She tries to make a case why Tyrone should get with a white woman.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
WATCH: The Best Dance Video of All Time! Of All Time!
This man is dwooin' it!!! Try not to stare at his camel toe, though. With that said, it's time to dance!
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Man Rapes Man For Eight Hours
Police in Cary, NC are looking for 34-year-old Adrain Shawn Atwater after he raped a man for more than eight hours beginning at 1am yesterday morning. The victim, who knew the rapist, fled the apartment around 9:30am when Adrain went to the bathroom. Once he's caught, Adrain is expected to be charged with second degree sex offense kidnapping and felony strangulation.
Stay tuned: Adrain's side of the story is sure to be interesting.
Update, Oct. 21: Adrain turned himself into police and was arrested.
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WATCH: Surgeons Remove Dildo From Patient's Ass (Definitely NSFW!)
Ahemmmmmmmmmmm. What do you want us to say besides...ouch!?
Sidebar: Let's talk about the lack of professionalism in this ER, though. Can someone launch an investigation to get some of these bitches fired and their medical licenses revoked for making jokes at this
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
You Guys, Please Leave This Kid Alone. (Ditto For Justin Bieber)
We're not fans of Justin Bieber's music. Then again, we're not a 12-year-old boy. Anyway, apparently YouTubers have been posting some not-so-nice comments about the singer and his music, so this stan made a video to defend his idol. The boy wants you to stop throwing grease at Justin and, oh yes, while you're it, leave him alone, too.
Dear, Police Officers. What the F*ck is Going on in this Video?!? Signed, Concerned Citizen
I can'tttttt! ___________________________________ [DEAD]
BTW: This
Update: Yes, it's real: It's from the 1998 video Uranus: Self Anal Massage for Men and the fella in the 'stach is Joseph Kramer.
Jimmy McMillan is Governor of the Internet
Last night was gubernatorial debate night in New York. Among the seven candidates vying for governor was a hooker, a confrontational figure and then there is Jimmy McMillan, the candidate of the Rent Is Too Damn High party. To call Jimmy awesome would be a disservice. This man is, well, the man. The 64-year-old self-professed karate expert has one singular agenda: lowering everyone's rent because -- say it with us -- rent is too damn high. Anyone who lives in the state (especially in New York City) can attest. Why is he wearing gloves you ask? Jimmy says: "Don’t forget I was in Vietnam for two and half years and I have three Bronze Stars, but the chemicals of Agent Orange dioxin and a lot of other chemicals mixed up — I would get sick. When I get home tonight, I know I’m not going to be able to breathe if I take them off. It could be psychological, I don’t know, but I just put 'em on and wear them anyway." His Web site is a trip, his facial hair is awesome, he's a rapper and he supports shoe marriage. So, for the love of all things decent, everyone vote for Jimmy on Nov. 2.
Update: Jimmy doesn't pay rent. According to the New York Times, Jimmy moved into an $800 a month one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, NY, in the 1980s. Almost as soon as he moved in, he lost his job at the postal service. The landlord felt sorry for him and agreed to let Jimmy live in the apartment rent-free if if he did maintenance work. That arrangement is still in effect today.
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What's That Smell? The Intruder Taking a Dump on the Floor!
Police in Madison, Wisc. say an 18-year-old man brazenly walked into an unlocked apartment in the middle of the night, took off his socks and pants and then took a dump on the floor.
The nastiness was reported to police a week ago during the night on Oct. 9-10, said police spokesman Joel DeSpain. "The 19-year-old resident and his friends were aghast to see and smell what had transpired while they slept," DeSpain said. The resident first came upon the stranger when the stranger walked into his room and turned the light on. "He then heard the man go to the bathroom and leave the apartment a few minutes later," DeSpain said. In the morning on Oct. 10, the apartment dwellers realized something was amiss. The stranger's cell phone and identification were found in the bathroom, along with his socks, pants, and night deposit.It took two hours to clean up the mess. Police were able to identify the man and contacted him via e-mail. They told him how to retrieve his clothing and that he should apologize. He wasn't charged with a crime.
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Newspaper Outs '100 Top Homos,' Calls For Their Hanging
The publishers of a small newspaper in Uganda has published an hit list. The paper ran an article titled "100 Pictures of Uganda's Top Homos Leak _ Hang Them" which called for the killing of the persons who names, photos and addresses were "leaked." Since the public outing, at least four gay Ugandans on the list have been attacked and many others are in hiding, according to the Associated Press.
The paper's managing editor, Giles Muhame, said the article was "in the public interest."The tabloid claims they have more people to out. This is not the first time something like this has happened in Uganda. Last year, another newspaper published the names, photos, descriptions, addresses and HIV status of suspected gay men. In much of Africa, homosexuality is illegal and punishable by death or imprisonment. In South Africa, the only African nation to recognize gay marriage, gangs carry out so-called "corrective" rapes on lesbians.
"We felt there was need for society to know that such characters exist amongst them. Some of them recruit young children into homosexuality, which is bad and need to be exposed," he said. "They take advantage of poverty to recruit Ugandans. In brief we did so because homosexuality is illegal, unacceptable and insults our traditional lifestyle."
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Monday, October 18, 2010
Your Girlfriend Tries to Stab You to Death. Do You (a) Seek Medical Treatment; (b) Get a Restraining Order, or (c) Go on the Run Together?
Police in York, Penn. have a bizarre case on their hands. They say Tita Maria Perez stabbed her boyfriend, Damion Jones, several times about the body with two "large" butcher knives after accusing him of looking at other women in a bar. While he was in the hospital being treated for his stab wounds, he ripped his IVs out and fled. Cops he might have gone on the run back to his attacker, who is wanted for attempted murder. Ahh, love.
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Court Rules It's OK For Men to Beat Their Wives
In a controversial ruling, the Federal Supreme Court in the United Arab Emirates has ruled that a man can discipline (read: beat) his wife and children under 18 as long as he doesn't leave a bruise, according to The National.
The judgment was made in the case of a man who slapped and kicked his daughter and slapped his wife. The wife suffered injuries to her lower lip and teeth, and the daughter had bruises on her right hand and right knee. The court ruled that the bruises were evidence that the father had abused his Sharia right. According to Islamic law, a man has the "right to discipline" his wife and children, which can include beating them after he has exhausted two other options: admonition and then abstaining from sleeping with his wife. Although scholars differ in their definition of "beating", all agree it must not be severe. In the case of the wife, it was the degree of severity that put the man in breach of the law. The daughter, however, was 23, and therefore too old to be disciplined by her father. He claimed he did not mean to harm either of them, and had hit his wife by mistake while trying to discipline his daughter.The case finally made its way to the supreme court after the man appealed against his conviction twice in the lower courts. He was fined US$136. The Chief Justice wrote, "although the [law] permits the husband to use his right [to discipline], he has to abide by the limits of this right."
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Rapper Joe Budden is a Deadbeat Dad, Owes $13K in Child Support. Now There's a Warrant Out For His Arrest
Ring the alarm! It appears like Joe Budden will be going back to jail for being a deadbeat dad -- again!
A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Jersey City rapper Joe Budden on charges he's in arrears nearly $13,000 in child support and Hudson County officials are on the lookout for him during the yearly sweep of "deadbeat dads," officials said. The warrant for failure to pay the $12,983 in child support and failure to appear at a hearing was issued in May, Sheriff's Department Chief John Bartucci said today. It's not the first time Budden has been in trouble for failure to pay child support. He was arrested on the charge on Aug. 5, 2009, Bartucci said.Developing....
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Airing it Out on C-SPAN
C-SPAN isn't just for racists. It's for contentious lovers, too. Earlier this month, Todd Seavey, Helen Rittelmeyer and others gathered for a panel discussion of Jonah Goldberg’s new book, “Proud to be Right,” which was broadcast on C-SPAN. But the rather dull rhetoric took a turn for the scandalous when Todd started to air out Helen's dirty laundry. (Sidebar: She didn't even care.) The couple dated for two years some time ago and during their, should we same complicated, relationship, Todd said Helen was sleeping around with other guys and he told the story of the mindgames Helen played. "At at times her gamesmanship would include even coldly saying that she was gonna play matchmaker and set up a couple and then seduce the man away to play with his mind and hurt the woman, which when you think about it is pretty creepy. Kinda disturbing," Todd said. Well, the folks over at the Daily Caller caught up with the feuding lovebirds to get to the bottom of this.
Helen told the site she doesn't talk about her private life "as a matter of policy" but Todd's "tirade thoroughly mischaracterizes [her] political views." Well, Todd fired back with this zinger, "Helen often lies (and as she well knows can always plead 'irony' if someone catches her, which is why her favorite Catholic is Oscar Wilde — or so she says, anyway). I’m not going to waste any more time trying to sort it out, though."
Friday, October 15, 2010
Dwyane Wade: I'm a Victim of Domestic Violence, Siohvaughn Attacked Me!
The ongoing spectacle that is Dwyane Wade's custody battle trudges on. The basketball star was in court this afternoon where he testified that he has never had a sexually transmitted disease, an allegation his crazy ex-wife, Siohvaughn Wade, made. Dwyane told the court he's tested for STDs as part of his annual NBA physical and he has never been diagnosed with or treated for any STDs.
Bombshell tonight!
During the testimony, Dwyane said his crazy ex-wife attacked him.
Wade testified that his ex-wife physically attacked him and threw “something marble” at him during an argument in the bathroom of the home they previously shared. During that altercation, Wade testified he grabbed his ex-wife to subdue her, but she continued to attack him, swinging so wildly that she punched herself and got a bloody lip. Wade testified that he never struck her contrary to his ex-wife's claims in court filings. Wade also denied abandoning his wife and children, verbally abusing them and endangering the boys’ lives, as his ex-wife claimed in court papers.Expect more drama Monday, as Dwayne will take the stand again. No word yet on whether the judge will allow doctors to examine Siohvaughn's head.
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Cheating Miner to Jumpoff: 'I'm Going to Take You Straight to Bed'
Did you wonder what trapper miner Yonni Barrios told his jumpoff immediately after he was rescued from the mine 2,300 feet below the earth surface in Chile? Sure you do. Jumpoff Susana Valenzuela, 52, told the Sun newspaper Yonni, 50, wanted sex. Right there and then.
"Even before he got out he was telling me, 'I can't wait to come home. I'm going to take you straight to bed.' But there's not much you can do in a hospital full of miners and their families," she said. "When he held me in his arms we were both so emotional we could barely speak. But he said, 'I love you and I'm so happy you're here. We are very much in love and we're going to be together from now on."
Marta Salinas, 56, who has been married to Yonni for 28 years, and found out about Susana recently, says she only had "two or three days of happiness" so she's glad to see him leave.
"I'm not even going to watch him on TV. I know he is OK and that's enough for me," she said.
As a final dig, Susana claims Marta, 56, was only with Yonni for the money.
"Marta only paid attention to him when she wanted money. So when I met him I did everything I could to make him feel happy and loved. I wouldn't care if he had no money at all - I just want to be with him," she said.
Until five years ago, divorce was illegal in Chile.
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Woman Demands Husband's Sperm. But Here's the Thing -- He's Dead!
A New York City woman has petitioned a court asking for permission to extract sperm from her dead husband so she can have the family she says he always wanted.
According to authorities, Victoria Chege's husband, George Kamau, committed suicide by hanging on Monday in Norwalk, Conn.
She maintains in court papers that "time is of the essence" and "the sperm...must be harvested and frozen as soon as possible from the time of his death or it will be useless."
In her petition for the court to allow the extraction, she said George "expressed his desire to have children so that his legacy may continue," and "would have consented to the current petition."
Victoria filed court papers in Manhattan Supreme Court after the Sperm and Embryo Bank of New Jersey told her they couldn't perform the operation without court approval.
If her request is approved, the sperm would be implanted in the widow's friend, Etagheu Asefa, who she chose to be the child's surrogate mother.
Update: A judge allowed Victoria to harvest her dead husband's sperm.
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Restaurant Manager Forces Man to Get Naked, Then Beats Him With Metal Pipe for Not Paying Bill
A Dallas pizza shop manager forced a suspected thief to undress, then beat him with a pipe Wednesday night. The unnamed manager told police that Hermilo Aguilar, 61, tried to use someone else's card to pay his $17.80 tab. When Hermilo attempted to leave, the manager forced him to the back of the resatuarant, where Hermilo was forced to get naked then beaten with a metal pipe. The manager told police he beat Hermilo with the pipe because "he was sick and tired of this type of thing happening at his business." Hermilo was arrested.
TI Begs, Pleads But is Sent Back to Prison For 11 Months For Violating Parole
An angry judge sentenced TI to 11 more months in prison for violating parole. Last September, the rapper committed three violations of his supervised release from prison: possessing ecstasy, testing positive for opiates and associating with a convicted felon when he was arrested in Los Angeles. (His wife, Tiny, was also thrown in jail.)
In court this afternoon, the rapper tried his darndest to appear contrite. He told the judge he was scared to go back to prison, admitted he had a drug addiction problem and pleaded for mercy. But the judge WAS NOT having it. The judge also didn't buy TI's stunt on Wednesday when he "saved" a man's life.
"I screwed up," said the rapper, wearing a three-piece gray suit. "I screwed up bigtime, and I'm sorry. I'm truly and sincerely sorry. I don't want and I don't need to use drugs anymore. I want them out of my life.....I need the court to give me mercy. Judge, don't send me back to prison....I want drugs out of my life. If I can get treatment and counseling I need ... I can beat this.”It was unclear if TI would have to report immediately to prison or if he could turn himself in at later date.
But U.S. District Court Judge Charles Pannell Jr. was unmoved. Pannell noted that he had tried an extraordinary sentence with Harris, who was initially convicted of weapons charges, by permitting him to stay out of prison while performing 1,000 hours of community service. The service consisted largely of visits with schoolchildren to speak out against violence, gangs and drugs.
"I think Mr. Harris had had about the limit of second chances," Pannell said. "The worst thing is this case was an experiment."
Pannell said he had hoped the idea would work and could be adapted for use in other cases. But then he looked at Harris and said:
"You certainly dumped a lot of smut on the whole experiment."
Update: TI has until Nov. 1 to report to a designated federal correction facility, which will be determined at a later date. Until then, he will be considered under supervised release.
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FIGHT! Dad Tosses Baby at Bus Driver
Disney World is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth. It certainly wasn't on Tuesday night. A tourist man got into a heated argument with a Disney World tour bus operator then threw his infant daughter at the driver when he was told the bus was full. Luckily, the driver caught the baby and gave it back to the child's mother but then the tourist tried to strangle the driver. The tourist told security the driver prevented him and his family from boarding the bus. "We have a baby, you know," he says. "We're supposed to get the priorities."
Sidebar: This person began rolling tape after the baby was tossed and the bus driver has been placed on paid leave while Disney investigates the incident.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Another Sex Lawsuit Filed Against Bishop Eddie Long's Church
New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta has just been slammed with another lawsuit. Tama Colson sued the church for sexual harassment. In the lawsuit, she accuses Michael Ceaser, who oversees all technical support for the video recording of church services, of improper sexual behavior and accuses the church of retaliating against her when she complained. Tama claimed Michael showed her "a picture of a penis" on his cell phone and when she complained, security personnel told her Michael was "part of Bishop Eddie Long's inner circle and [was] never disciplined for any wrong doing." Michael allegedly engaged in improper behavior with other women and, "the church's leadership did not discipline Ceaser, but ran the women out of the church," according to the suit. Tama says the same thing happened her. After filing the complaint with the church, she was harassed, demoted and eventually fired.
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TI: Talking Suicidal Man Off Ledge Was No Publicity Stunt (Update: TI Admits in Court He's a Drug Addict)
Yesterday afternoon in Atlanta, TI talked a suicidal jumper off the roof of a 22-story hotel.
Anyway, TI spoke with CNN's Don Lemon this afternoon. Although he has been advised by his lawyers not to speak on tomorrow's court proceedings, he did address the controversy saying, "you would have to believe I talked a man onto a roof in order to talk him down." Wait, is so far-fetched? Anywho, he said he believes he was put on this earth for a purpose, apologized to those he has disappointed and promised to turn his life around.
"Never again, ever," he said. "I'm just tired. I don't have the age, energy, attitude to continue on in this process of destruction in my life."
We wonder what the judge thinks about this PR stunt, ahem, selfless deed. He'll most certainly be sent back to jail, but for how long? The judge will decide tomorrow.
Update, Oct. 15: In court this afternoon, TI pleaded with the judge for leniency. He also admitted that he needs help for drug addiction. The prosecutor, on the other hand, asked the judge to send the rapper back to jail for two years!
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Pope: French First Lady Carla Bruni Not Welcome at Vatican
Before his visit to the Vatican earlier this month, Pope Benedict XVI told President Nicolas Sarkozy of France that his wife Carla was not welcome because the Italian media may publish racy photos of the French first lady.
According to reports, Vatican officials sent the French ambassador an unambiguous message titled "Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican." It continued: "The Holy See want(ed) to avoid photos showing Carla and the Pope together on the front pages next to older but saucier photos (of Carla)."
The photos, of Carla in various forms of undress, are from her days as a model. Plus, she also has a sex tape!
As ordered, Carla remained in Paris as her husband traveled to the Vatican to meet with the Pope.
Sidebar: The above photo is from a 2008 meeting.
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Do You Take This Woman to Be Your Wife? I Do. Do You Want Fries With That?
We really don't know where to begin, so let just. As of January 2011, you can waltz into any McDonald's restaurant Hong Kong and get married. And, like any wedding ceremony, there will be cake. But these McWedding cakes will be made of apple pie or hamburgers!
McDonald's Hong Kong director of corporate communications and relations Helen Cheung Yuen-ling said, according to the South China Morning Post on October 10, "Over the past two years, we've started receiving calls from people who want to have a wedding party in our restaurants. There are about 10 calls a month. People said they'd dated here, or met here, and wanted to get married here ... We see this as a business chance." Many fast food chains have catered individual weddings in the past including Burger King, Taco Bell plus there is a small following of self-towered wedding cakes made with Krispy Kreme donuts, however McDonald's Hong Kong is the world's first to actively promote wedding services and cakes. A McWedding would cost about HK$ 2000-3000 (€185-278) and include a set menu or the possibility for guests to order during the event, a cake and gifts. Plus, in keeping with tradition French fries will replace the customary cherries "for the newlyweds to eat together and kiss." Wedding toasts will have to be alcohol-free and Ronald McDonald may attend as well as a host of other strangers since business will continue as usual.The fast-food chain also plans to hold anniversary (and divorce) parties as well.
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IRS to Auction Off Young Buck's Belongings on Oct. 28
The IRS will not stop until it gets their money. After rapper Young Buck, whose real name is David Darnell Brown, filed for bankruptcy in late August after IRS agents raided his Sumner County, Tenn. home and seized thousands of dollars in property, including numerous pieces of gold/diamond jewelry, recording studio equipment, art work, televisions and home furnishings. The items will be auction off on Oct. 28 to help repay more than $164,000 in unpaid income taxes.
The IRS is holding an open house on Oct. 27 at 5373 Mt. View Road in Antioch to view the goods from noon until 5pm and then again there on Oct. 28 from 8am until 10am, when the auction will begin. Items must be paid in full with cash, certified check, cashier’s or treasurer’s check, or by money order, all payable to the United States Treasury.
This is a list of the items up for bid.
Update: The auction has been cancelled after Young Buck's attorney filed suit to recover the rapper's property and stop the auction, saying that Young Buck would sell real estate worth $638,500 to begin repaying those taxes. In the court filing, the attorney wrote that the seizure caused stress with his children and family and impeded his ability to repay the government. She added that the property was needed for Young Buck's “peace of mind to maintain calmness in order to stimulate the creative juices.” Hilarity.
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One in 22 African-Americans Will Get HIV
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a shocking report today: 1 in 22 blacks will get HIV.
Health officials estimate that one in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime – more than twice the risk for Hispanics and eight times that of whites. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported the numbers Thursday. The report says the lifetime risk is one in 52 for Hispanics, and one in 170 for whites. Asian-Americans had the lowest lifetime risk, at about one in 222. The data is not considered surprising. Earlier research has shown blacks, especially, have a high risk of HIV infection. The estimates are based on 2007 death certificates, population figures and HIV surveillance data from 37 states and Puerto Rico. They update similar calculations reported two years ago.Despite the statistics, there are ways you can protect yourself and your partners.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Woman 'Rips Off' Boyfriend's Balls
If you own a pair of balls, then you shouldn't read this. Now that we have the attention of women and eunuchs, on with the story. Police in Bethlehem, Pa. responded to a call of a domestic dispute yesterday and when they arrived on the scene, a man was missing a ball, or something.
What Had Happened Was: Ezekiel A. Ashman, 26, slapped his girlfriend, Amanda Victor, during an argument over him going out with an ex-girlfriend. When he attempted to slap her a second time, Amanda grabbed Ezekiel by the balls. She grabbed it with so much force that she tore skin. Ezekiel was covered blood and suffered from a lacerated scrotum. He told police: “she ripped my balls off."
Ouch!
Both Ezekiel and Amanda, who we all can agree was victor-ious, were arrested and charged with simple assault and harassment. The extent of Ezekiel's injuries or unknown and it's also not know if he's still in the hospital or if he now only has one ball.
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WATCH: Wild Rush
A Russian traffic cop was about to write a motorist a ticket for a broken headlight, when he found himself in the middle of a wild stampede.
That is So Fetch! The Plastics of Morehouse Have Balls
Last year Morehouse, the all-male college in Atlanta, enacted a strict dress code policy. No caps, sagging pants, do-rags. Also banned: Dresses, pumps or purses. The college said it decided to outlaw female attire because of "five students who are living a gay lifestyle that is leading them to dress a way we do not expect in Morehouse men.” Many found the new rule discriminatory, including Diamond Martin Poulin, one of the five students the college was referring to. The 20-year-old spoke with Vibe.
"Morehouse wasn’t ready for me,” says Diamond, who has the word “unbreakable” tattooed on his collarbone and the acronym C.R.E.A.M (“Cash Rules Everything Around Me” coined by rap group Wu Tang Clan) wrapped around his right wrist. “I’m about freedom of expression. I’m about being whomever you truly are inside. I came to Morehouse because of all the historical leaders that attended and impacted the world so heavily. You know, I really wanted to follow in their footsteps. I don’t think Morehouse believes that someone like me—someone who wears heels and dresses—can uphold that reputation. But they’re wrong.”Diamond, pictured, left Morehouse after the ban and is now majoring in fashion marketing and design at American InterContinental University, where he and the Plastics are letting those other bitches have it and making fetch happen, of course.
Although it has never been officially confirmed, it’s not too far off the mark to believe that those “five students” at whom the appropriate attire policy was directed included Diamond and his crew, the Plastics. The group is loosely made up of seven or eight former and current Morehouse students, some of whom share a modest townhouse in Atlanta. Their name is a nod to the A-list crowd depicted in the 2004 movie Mean Girls.
The Plastics all assume that the recent appropriate attire policy was aimed directly at their personal freedom of expression, which sometimes includes foundation, cross-dressing, and even taking female hormones.
“I’ve always been into clothes, shoes, hair and everything,” says Diamond, who was born and raised in Providence, R.I. He says there’s a good chance he’ll transition into a woman at some point. “My mother says I always played dress-up in her clothes, my grandmother’s clothes. I’d even get my brother to do it sometimes. That’s just always been me—pushing the envelope of what I’m supposed to be as a man.”
So does Diamond really consider herself a man? At the question, he groans. “Yes, I refer to myself as a man, you know, to relieve any confusion. Sometimes people don’t understand the whole androgyny thing. There’s always the question: Well, what are you? Yes, I’m a man. I like women’s clothes. And yeah, I’m gay. But I don’t want that to define me. How come people can’t just see me as a person?”
Update: The students of Morehouse react to the article and we think they're not happy. Sidebar: How all y'all doin' and alllrrriiiiiggghhht!
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