Happy New Year!

We would like to wish all our readers a happy and prosperous new year. It's our wish that the new year -- and new decade -- will bring y... Read more »

Tiger Woods' Jumpoff Rachel Uchitel Finally Speaks To The Media About Affair ... Or Not

Where in the world is Tiger Woods? In sex rehab in Phoenix, perhaps? Or is he healing from emergency facial reconstruction surgery after wif... Read more »

Cop Arrested After Pulling Women Over, Raping Them in Back Seat of Police Car!

A Charlotte-Mecklenburg, NC police officer was charged with sexually assaulting two female motorists while in uniform and operating his squa... Read more »

Report: Whitney is Probably, Certainly, Allegedly Riding The White Horse Named Cocaine Again

You know we love us some Whitney. While her much-lauded comeback album has fizzled and garnered no Grammy nods (we think she was robbed!), ... Read more »

Mike Tyson Won't Face Charges For Punching Photographer

Prosecutors have decided not to prosecute Mike Tyson following a scuffle at LAX with a celebrity photographer, according to KTLA News. Mike ... Read more »

Man: 'I Just Couldn't Stop Stabbing My Wife'

Last weekend cops arrived at a home in Peoria, Ariz. and found 42-year-old Julian Noriega with a knife in his hand, his clothes soaked with ... Read more »

Is Barbara Walters Dating Whoopi's Ex?

Quiet on the set! Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters are fighting over a man and it's not part of "Hot Topics." According to ... Read more »

Houston Man Rapes, Robs Elderly Women

Houston police are looking for a man suspected of robbing and raping two elderly women in Sharpstown area of southwest Houston. The first at... Read more »

Woman Drugs, Poisons Second Child in Four Years!

This story is so sad and should serve as yet another example why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. A 25-year-old Oregon woman h... Read more »

Jamie Foxx Begged Male Fan to Be His 'Gay Sex Toy'

The National Enquirer has been throwing grease for a very a long time. Way back in 1993, the tab published this photograph of Jamie Foxx al... Read more »

Inmate Gave Lap Dance to Prison Guard Who Gave Him Nude Photos to Masturbate To. Sounds Like a Win-Win

A Dallas County jail guard has resigned while under investigation for allowing a 20-year-old male inmate to give her a lap dance, reports th... Read more »

Woman Went to Visit Sister's Grave, But Found Her Feet Sticking Out. WTF!

Mary Marsh went to the Holt Cemetery in New Orleans to visit the grave of her sister, who passed of a brain aneurysm last September. When sh... Read more »

Man Arrested For Spanking Wife

This story is so rich, we can't take it. According to the Lowell Sun newspaper, a Billerica, Mass. man has been arrested for spanking hi... Read more »

20% of Marriages End in Divorce Because of ... [Drum Roll]...Facebook!

We all know the dangers of Facebook: It can get you fired and/or land you in jail , but in this Houston's Fox 26 news piece, the social ... Read more »

Judge Who Tried To Solicit Woman For Sex (and a better attorney) Resigns

A Houston judge has resigned weeks after he was conviction of trying to woo a woman facing a drunken-driving charge, KPRC Local 2 reports. J... Read more »

Woman Found Bank Door Unlocked !!! Guess What She Did.

On Christmas Eve, Veneita Alsop went to her local Wells Fargo Bank in Tracy, Calif. hoping to withdraw some cash to spend on holiday gifts, ... Read more »

Jump, Duck and Roll

These girls decided to jump out of a runaway car on a slippery road. Not very smart. Read more »

Former KKK Leader is Now Minister at Black Church. Seriously.

Johnny Lee Clary, who spent 16 years as member of the Ku Klux Klan and served as the hate organization's imperial wizard, was ordained b... Read more »

Man Shoots Prostitute Because She Wouldn't Have Sex With Him

A San Antonio, Texas man has been arrested after shooting Lenora Ivie Frago -- a hooker he hired -- because she wouldn't have sex with ... Read more »

Our Family Reunions Are Just Like This

The folks over in Cuzco, Peru have a really odd custom -- to rid themselves of grudges, they beat the hell out of each other. And, yes, chil... Read more »

11-Year-Old Girl Sets Mom On Fire

An 11-year-old (Samantha Broadhead) and her 15-year-old boyfriend (Jack Ault) of Clearwater, Fla. have been charged with attempted murder af... Read more »

What's Jay-Z Feeding His Bodyguards?

We didn't know Jay-Z had six bodyguards ( 50 Cent? Sure! ) or have this much time on his hands, but according to a new report, he mixes ... Read more »

Teacher Caught Having Sex With 13-year-old Student in Bushes is Going to Prison

Ashley Beach, 37, who used to be a teacher at Meridian Middle School in Boise, Idaho was sentenced to 20 years in prison for having sex with... Read more »

Bicycle Slays Motorcycle

Somewhere in China, a man stops two thieves in their tracks by throwing the bicycle he's riding onto the motorcycle they were traveling ... Read more »

Thief Called 911 to Report Stolen Truck Ran Out of Gas

Let's get to today's donkey, shall we? A man in Tacoma, Washington called 911 to report the truck he was witnessed stealing from a s... Read more »

Whatever You Do, Please Don't Leave Your Baby With Crackheads

A 36-year-old Milwaukee man was charged this afternoon with killing a 6-month-old girl last weekend and stuffing her body under a mattress, ... Read more »

That'll Learn Him

An 18-year-old San Clemente, Calif. idiot was hospitalized with head injuries last Sunday after the Christmas tree he was riding slammed int... Read more »

Report: Elin Knocked Out Tiger Woods' Teeth, Broke Jaw With Golf Club. (He Needed Emergency Plastic Surgery!)

Somewhere recovering from emergency plastic surgery, golfer Tiger Woods is grateful that would-be bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and wife ... Read more »

Seriously, We Cannnnnnnnnn't!!!

This type of behavior will get you arrested nowadays. Watch! Read more »

Philly Grandma Found Dead With a TV on Her Head

Philadelphia police are investigating the suspicious death of 83-year-old Ethel Taylor. The elderly woman was found with a TV on top of her ... Read more »

'Put It In Me Now!'

She Gorgeous Twitpic'd this photo last Sunday and we're still trying to figure out what's going on. One thing we know for sure: ... Read more »

WTF! Elementary School Students Are Beating Up Their Teachers -- Even The Pregnant Ones!

What the eff is going on down there in Pittsburg? According to WPXI 11 News, at least eleven elementary school teachers have been assaulted,... Read more »

Quick! Someone Call Bob, Jillian, Dr Ian (and DFCS, Too)

Before the members of this morbidly obese family eat themselves to death, TLC will do a little exploiting via the network's new show ... Read more »

Man Tracks Down Stolen Belongings on eBay

A British man was browsing eBay one day and saw some familiar items up for for bid and he didn't list them. Tristan Brooks, 30, told the... Read more »

Man Drives Drunk With 5 Kids in Car

Police have arrested Edward Hudson, 32, of Evanston, Ohio because he was driving drunk with five children in a car. Edward was initially pul... Read more »

Georgia County to Charge Car Crash Victims For Saving Their Lives

Municipalities around the country are doing whatever they can to bridge the budget gap, but this scheme in DeKalb County, Georgia is going a... Read more »

Ron Artest Suffers Concussion, Cuts After Falling Down Flight of Stairs

Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest suffered a concussion from the fall he took on Christmas night after he tripped on a box and fell down... Read more »

Pastor Shoots, Kills Son on Christmas

A pastor fatally shot one of his eight children on Christmas Day during a dispute at the family home, where more than a dozen relatives had ... Read more »

India's Governor Resigns After Sex Tape Airing

One of India's top government officials has resigned after a local TV station aired a video -- yes, a sex tape -- of him in bed with thr... Read more »

Man Dies While Visiting Mother's Grave

A British man died as he made his annual Christmas Day visit to his mother's grave -- after slipping on a patch of ice at the cemetery i... Read more »

Texas Counties Post Names, Mugshots of Drunk Drivers on Twitter

If you get arrested for drunk driving in Montgomery County, Texas, (which includes parts of the city of Houston) everyone on Twitter will kn... Read more »

It's a Wrap For The 'Tyra Show'

Tyra is jacking Oprah's style -- again. Just a few months after Oprah announced that she will end her talk show to focus on her TV netwo... Read more »

Charlie Sheen Will Cut a Bitch

While you were having dinner with your family last Christmas, actor Charlie Sheen was getting arrested -- again. According to the folks over... Read more »

Nigerian Men Weren't The Only Ones Being Hauled Off Airplanes Last Weekend

While the TSA, the White House and the Department of Homeland Security were focused on Detroit over the last few days after two separate inc... Read more »

Happy Holidays!

All of us here at the blog would like to take the opportunity to wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa. Stay safe and we'll ... Read more »

Was Precious Star Gabourey Sidibe Cheated Out of An Award? The Ballots Say Yes!

At the African-American Film Critics Association awards ceremony held Dec. 14 Precious won ever major award - Best Picture, Best Director, ... Read more »

Woman Jumps Barriers, Attacks Pope At Christmas Mass

A woman has been arrested after jumping over barriers and knocking down the Pope at Christmas Eve Mass. Pope Benedict XVI was attacked as he... Read more »

BeBe Clothing Store Hates Blacks, Hispanics! So Say Former Employees in Federal Lawsuit

Two former employees at the BeBe clothing store in Houston's galleria mall have filed a federal class action lawsuit against the company... Read more »

Crazy U.S. Soldier Assaulted, Spat on AirTran Gate Agent

Last Saturday morning Rita Maxwell was minding her business, checking in passengers at an AirTran gate at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson I... Read more »

Woman Claims She Did Ecstasy With Tiger Woods

Susie Ogren says she met Tiger Woods while driving a beverage cart around on the golf course in Las Vegas in 1999. They became friendly and ... Read more »

A Home Rental Scam for the Ages

We're not condoning theft, but this scam is genius. Last September, a couple rented a home on Bainbridge Island, a well-to-do section of... Read more »

Bernie Madoff Got Beatdown in Prison!

WTVD, the ABC affiliate in Raleigh-Durham, is reporting that, according to its sources, convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff suffered faci... Read more »

NJ Lawmakers Need To Tackle the Real Issues, Not What's Happening on the 'Shore'

"Jersey Shore" — that MTV show about eight nitwits and self-proclaimed "guidos" and "guidettes" living in a re... Read more »

Chinese People Are Racist? Who Knew?

Twenty-year-old Lou Jing, who is half black and half Chinese, was a contestant on a reality television show called "Go! Oriental Angel... Read more »

Man With 5-inch Knife Stuck in His Chest Calmly Orders Coffee Then Calls 911

This is perhaps one of the strangest stories we've heard in a while. A man in Warren, Michigan walked into a diner last Sunday, ordered ... Read more »

Crazy Pastor: Lady Gaga is 'Going to Hell'

The ever delusional Fred Phelps hates everyone - gays, Jews, Catholics, the Swedes, the Irish, the Canadians, Princess Diana, US soldiers ki... Read more »

Philly Cop Charged With Raping Underage Girl for 8 Years

Tyrone Wiggins, a Philadelphia police officer, was arrested and charged with raping an underage girl repeatedly over eight years. The girl, ... Read more »

A Crazy Lady Was Arrested for Threatening to Kill Michelle Obama

Kristy Lee Roshia, 35, was taken into federal custody yesterday after threatening to "blow away" First Lady Michelle Obama during ... Read more »

Security!

Wait for it....Tay Tay and her friend are feeling a bit peckish so they bypassed McDonald's and plopped down into this restaurant with s... Read more »

Grandpa Ruins Christmas

Grandpa - or is that a retired Santa? - is effing up Christmas for everyone. OK, this is totally fake, but it's funny. Read more »

American Airlines Plane Crashes in Jamaica; Everyone is Alive

Both engines of an American Airlines jet tore off as the plane overshot a runway while landing during a rainstorm in Jamaica, the Miami Hera... Read more »

Ashanti's Stalker is Crazy

A juror serving on the case of Devar Hurd -- the man charged with stalking and sending dozens of pictures and texts to Ashanti , via her mo... Read more »