Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Are Will Smith and Trey Songz Secret Gay Lovers?

Rumors surrounding R&B heartthrob Trey Songz' sexual orientation have been swirling around the Internets for some time. Last year, it was reported that Trey -- who's allegedly versatile -- dated fellow R&B singer Brandon Hines. Now, word in the skreets is Trey has upgraded -- big time. He's fallen into the arms of Will Smith. Allegedly.
Tongues are wagging that Will is enjoying a "bromance" with R&B artist Trey Songz, who's been the subject of gay whispers himself. On Aug. 18, the "Men on Black" star sat at a VIP table with Trey during an event at The Setai's penthouse in Miami's trendy South Beach -- and the two reportedly hooked up again the following evening to enjoy dinner and the local nightlife. For years, Internet bloggers have claimed that Trey had numerous gay relationships with men in the music industry. The 26-year-old Grammy-nominated artist, best known for his album "Ready", had repeatedly denied that he is gay, insisting on an interview: "I love the ladies." Troy Taylor, a record company exec and mentor to the singer told The Enquirer: "I know that Trey and Will have been friends for a very long time, but I can't speak to the nature of their relationship. It's none of my business." ....[A friend of Will adds:] Will stood by Trey's side and watched helplessly as his good friend has been the target of false gay rumors. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, Will has turned to Trey for advice on how to deal with it. Trey told Will to just be true to who he is -- no matter what this is -- and he assured Will the rumors will ultimately pass."

Source: National Enquirer, Sept. 12, print edition
We wonder how Duane Martin feels about this. But we digress. Those gay rumors that have followed Will have not passed. In fact, they've gained more traction since Will's 13-year alleged "marriage of convenience" to Jada Pinkett Smith is on the verge of collapse after he reportedly caught her boning singer Marc Anthony. Here's an interesting piece of gossip. Troy Taylor allegedly was pulling a Chris Stokes and "turned out" Trey and Brandon. He was also sleeping with Trey and Brandon. Allegedly. Sidebar: Remember when he visited Wendy's radio show back in 2009 and she asked him a the hypothetical question of a Rihanna and Chris Brown were in a sinking boat, who would he rescue? He said he'll save Chris! HUD!





Update, Sept 7: So, is Trey trying to tell us something with his new song, "Nightmares of the Bottom." NSFW



'Glorious Sunny Day Here in The Studio' And Other Jewels From World's Worst Sportscaster


Poor Otis Deley. He was hired by Britain's Channel 4 to host, er, present the nightly highlights live from the IAAF World Championships in Daegu, South Korea, but he was fired. After watching this video you'll know why. Wow! We hope he's OK and not developing the same medical condition that's plaguing newscasters in North America.


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

A Bed Bug Infestation Is No Laughing Matter, But...


Queen Carter's apartment is infested with bed bugs. It's gross. So she called up the local TV station to get the apartment complex's management company's attention. It worked. Queens says... Wait, what the hell is she saying? Oh, “The day before yesterday, I sat him on the couch and he started crying. I’m looking at him wondering why he’s crying (and then) I picked him up and saw the bed bug. It was biting him." She says when she moved into the apartment, she was unaware of a bed bug infestation. “If I knew they were like that I wouldn’t have moved over here,” she says. Now, Queen, along with her 7-month baby, her baby daddy AND her brother, sleep in the closet in the bedroom to escape the critters.


Meanwhile, in Chicago, a man has sued a local motel claiming his room was infested with bed bugs when he stayed there two years ago! In the lawsuit, Richard Delaney said he stayed at the Abe Lincoln Motel in August 2009. While he was there, he noticed “scabs, red spots and wounds forming on his body" and “dozens of insects and bugs crawling” on his bed. Karen Gasser, the motel’s general manager, said they don't have bed bugs; the building is sprayed and inspected every month. She says Richard had an animal “infested with fleas” and didn’t clean his room while he stayed there. “He’s not getting a dime,” Karen said.


sources: WSB| Sun-Times


Lady Beats Down Son's Elementary School Principal


Pami Gibbs of Sacramento, Calif. is facing felony charges -- and a hate crime -- after she attacked the principal of her son's elementary school Monday morning. According to police, the principal told the boy the skull and crossbones shirt he was wearing was not appropriate for school, and he either had to turn it inside out or grab a shirt from the shirt box. Pami overheard the conversation then barged into the principal's office and punched her several times while hurling racial slurs for good measure. But Pami's family claim the principal, who's Hispanic, is racist.

source:KTXL

Beyoncé is Having a Baby (Preferably Girl)


By now the entire planet knows that Mrs Beyoncé Carter née Knowles aka "King B" is pregnant -- Pregnant! PREGNANT! PREG-NANT!! ♫Pregnnnnnaaaaaaaant.♫ But, you should watch this video. It's pretty amazing.


But, wait! Not everyone is excited for Mrs Carter.




Hello, 911? My Mom's On Fire!


A 50-year-old woman from Jenison, Mich. is hospitalized in serious condition after she suffered burns to much of her body when a firepot -- that's used to ward of mosquitos -- exploded as she added more liquid to it Friday night. After 62 similar incidents -- 55 of them happening this year -- the company was forced to recall the firepots last June. Sidebar: The unidentified woman is expected to be OK.

source:WOOD
Saturday, August 27, 2011

Week in Review: Money, Money, Money

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday afternoon -- hope you'll join us. In you're in the path of Hurricane Irene, stay safe!

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, have separated after he caught her boning Marc Anthony in their home. Well, that's the word in the skreeets.
  2. Two more of the men who sued Bishop Eddie Long for raping them -- and settled out of court -- are speaking out. They're also planning to write a tell-all book and burn the settlement money.
  3. Janet Jackson has a 27-year-old son she's hid from the public or the baby daddy. Allegedly.
  4. A woman sued Cash Money Records after an employee raped her during a sex party at the recording studio.
  5. A doctor stabbed her 13-year-old daughter more than 100 times with screwdriver because she didn't wash her dog's clothes properly. Wait, that can't be right. But it is.
  6. What does a bitch have to do to get Tasered in Missouri? No, seriously. What. Does. A. Bitch. Have. To. Do. To. Get Tasered?
  7. A woman forced her husband to rape a 12-year-old girl hoping she would get pregnant so they can get more government assistance.
  8. A couple skipped out on paying their restaurant food bill by fleeing on horseback.
  9. The newest "wife" to join "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is a career criminal and she's got the orignal castmembers shook.
  10. These clowns are mad.

And just because... watch Jill Scott's video for the "Hear My Call." Amazing.





Thursday, August 25, 2011

Men Dressed as Clowns Rob Store, Get Away With Fake Jewels


The Donkey(s) of the Day goes to these two...Police in Denver are looking for two men who dressed up as clowns robbed a jewel store at gunpoint. But, unfortunate for them, the the rocks that they got, we all fake. According to the store owner, what the the thieves got away with were silver-plated display samples and are worthless. We bet these two unhappy clowns. Hee-haw!


source: CBS4

Woman Sues Cash Money Records After She's Sexually Assaulted at Record Studio


Nicole Westmoreland of College Park, Ga. has slapped Cash Money Records (home of Lil Wayne and co.) with a civil lawsuits after she claims an employee sexually assaulted her. According to the court documents, that were not included in the news report above, Nicole says Cash Money co-owner Bryan Williams (bka "Baby") invited her to give a business presentation at Patchwerks recording studio in Atlanta late one night way back in Dec. 2001. Nicole, who was 19 at the time, "worked at a business that helped people reinstate their suspended driver's licenses." When she arrived with three girl friends en tow, there were 50 people in the building and many of them were using drugs and having sex in the lobby. She said her friends, along with a man at the party, borrowed her car to go to a store and she was left at the recording studio alone. Instead of bailing, Nicole says she wanted to collect her thoughts, so she she asked Alfred Cleveland -- who's described as Bryan's "neighborhood friend" in the court documents -- where the bathroom was located and he offered to show her. She said she felt uncomfortable and "didn't have to go anymore," but Alfred grabbed her, pushed her into the bathroom, and raped her. Then when he was done, he opened the bathroom door and another man walked in. Alfred allegedly told him: "[Y]ou can f-ck that bitch now." But she pleaded with him not to assault her and he obliged. Nicole sued Cash Money and Bryan and his brother, Ronald Williams (bka "Slim"), for negligence, alleging that the rape resulted from their failure to keep the studio safe, but the suit was dismissed on the grounds that there was no evidence that they controlled the Patchwerks premises, there was no evidence of a connection between the rape and any condition at Patchwerks, and the rape was not foreseeable. Alfred was found guilty of the assault and sentenced to three years in prison, however. As for this civil case, Cash Money is denying the claims. The company says Nicole was never invited to give a business presentation and she was just hanging out at the studio. Furthermore, the record company contends, it's not liable for the criminal acts of their employees.

Update, Jan 24, 2012: The case is now being heard and Nicole took to the stand to tell her side of the story.


source: WAGA
Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Is Omer Bhatti Janet Jackson's Son?

The rumors that legendary singer Janet Jackson had a daughter many years ago then gave it to her sister Rebbie to raise, are legend. Now, Etterlene DeBarge, the mother of Janet's first husband James DeBarge, has turned that rumor on its head. In an interview with the Enquirer, she says she's absolutely certain Janet gave birth to a child 27 years ago. That child? Omer Bhatti, who Joe Jackson already admitted is Michael Jackson's son. Etterlene is now demanding a DNA test.
"That's Janet son!" Etterlene, 75, told the Enquirer after comparing a picture of Omer with her son James at our request. "That's my grandson! He looks just like James did whe was young. He has the same bone structure and smile. Even the eyebrows are the same. I always believed Janet was pregnant by my son and gave birth 27 years ago. And when I saw her brother Michael with Omer, I knew it was true. Omer is Janet's son."....Etterlene says her son told her that Janet was carrying his child during their brief marriage. "James told me that he got Janet pregnant when she was 18 in 1984," Etterlene, a former gospel singer and matriarch of the famed DeBarge singing family, told The Enquirer. "Janet and I spent some time together back then, and it was obvious to me she was very pregnant. I even teased Janet about it. She laughed it off, but I have no doubt she was carrying a child. I have 10 of my own, so I know 'pregnant' when I see it....Within a few days of my pregnancy comments, Janet disappeared. Even my son James had no idea where she was. When she came back a month after, she was slimmer and there was no baby. Janet told James that she had miscarried. I never believed that, but James said he did." Etterlene said she learned later that Janet was in Europe during the time she would have been pregnant, and she's convinced the Jackson family plotted to cover up the child's birth to protect Janet's fledgling career.

Source: National Enquirer, Sept. 5, print edition
Etterlene tells the tabloid she has a strong suspicion Janet gave birth to the child in Norway and the Jackson family paid a Norwegian family to raise Omer, who's now 27. For the record: Both Janet and her husband of one-year James have denied this. But, Etterlene, who already has 55 grandchildren, says, her son -- and Janet, for that matter -- are lying. She says she wants a DNA test to prove she's right and wishes that one day Omer will "come knocking on [her] door and [they] can be one big happy family." Yeah, good luck with that.




Ex-Con Joins Cast of 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'; Other Housewives 'Nervous'

When the season four of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" begins to muck up our TV sets on Nov. 6, there will be a new face who comes with a lot of baggage. Marlo Hampton, a stylist who's engaged to be wed to former NFLer Charles Grant, has been arrested seven - count 'em SEVEN -- times for aggravated battery, firearm possession, writing bad checks, and violating parole. That's one of her lovely mugshots, above. The Enquirer, says despite her previous statements, Linnethia Leakes and Whats-Her-Face (shock!) and back to being friends and have banded together to hate Marlo. A Bravo source tells the mag, "NeNe and Kim are mortal enemies at the end of last season, but they've bonded again over their shared suspicions of Marlo. Her litany of arrests has all the Atlanta housewives a bit nervous. NeNe and Kim don't trust her, so they've vowed to watch each other's backs. But Marlo is clearly a tough cookie, and that's going to make for a very interesting season." Oh, manufactured drama! Speaking of manufactured drama, Andy Cohen, VP of Original Programming and Development at Bravo, was tapped to write his memoir. In it, he's reportedly planning to expose the "Housewives" franchise secrets and the housewives' manufactured drama and story lines. For instance, an insider told the Enquirer, NeNe and Gregg faked their separation "for attention." That's not all that shocking. Everyone knew that, right?

Source: National Enquirer, Sept. 5, print edition

Mag: Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith are 'Living Separate Lives'; Will & Jada: 'Our Marriage is Intact'

Bombshell tonight! (Well, bombshell yesterday. But whatever! Bombshell tonight!) Will Smith and his wife of 13 years, Jada Pinkett Smith, are separated after he swooped down on her and caught her jumping off with a man he thought was his friend -- singer Marc Anthony. Yes, that Marc Anthony, whose marriage to Jennifer Lopez ended earlier last month. According to In Touch Weekly, who first broke the news, the Smiths' contract has expired and they're living separate lives. The magazine claims Will had an inkling Jada was two-timing him with Marc, and he was hellbent on finding out.
After booking a late-night flight home from a location shoot, Will had given his driver very specific instructions. "He didn't want anybody at the house to know he was coming," explains the insider. "He told the driver not to tell anyone, including Jada."

Arriving at the sprawling estate under the cover of darkness, Will left the car and burst inside. And sadly, his suspicions may have been painfully confirmed. "He left the house crying," the insider confides to In Touch exclusively. And while Will didn't indicate exactly what he saw, "He was very upset. He said Marc was in the house with Jada."

The next day, "Jada moved more of her things out of the Malibu house," the insider shares. Hurt and humiliated, Will was quick to take action, too. He fired several staff members who the insider suspects had been covering up for Jada. "It was as if all hell had broken loose," the insider reveals.

The timing is suspicious. Shocking as it may seems, though, the troubling incident was, in many ways, a long time coming. for months, the Smiths had been living largely separate lives, with Jada staying in the Hidden Hills mansion while Will and their children, Jaden, 13, and Willow, 10, maintained their Malibu estate as their home base. Claiming she had things she needed to figure out, the insider adds. Jada had also been spending time in New York on her own -- with all of this strange behavior fueling the suspicions that Will had tried,at first, to ignore.

After all, both Smiths have repeatedly bragged about what a great sex life they have, with Will gushing at one point, "I honestly believe there is no woman for me but Jada."

But that was before Marc began playing Jada's lover on HawthoRNe. While Will had been all for his old friend taking a role on his wife's TNT drama, Marc and Jada seemed to get heavily into their roles once their two characters began sleeping with one another. Their scenes together were steamy enough to melt a camera lens -- and they both clearly loved the work, and each other's company.

"On the set, everyone noticed the insane chemistry between the," the insider shares. And even Jada herself called their many sex scenes "a perk," explaining that it was like "cheating, without cheating." Will laughed it off at first -- even as Jada, 39, and Marc, 42, continued to grow closer, playfully tweeting in May about how much fun they were having on the set. Marc and his now-estranged wife, Jennifer Lopez, were longtime friends of the Smiths, and beyond that, Will trusted his wife, of whom he has said, 'I can talk to her about anything."

Still, when he took time off from shooting Men in Black III to visit Jada on the LA set of her show, he couldn't help but notice how close Jada and Marc had become -- and how they would look at each other as if there were no one else in the room. "It made him a little uncomfortable," the insider admits.

They got closer after shooting wrapped -- and at the same time, "Marc and JLo started having problems," the insider says, adding that they, like the Smiths, were spending a lot of time apart. Marc and Jennifer, 42, announced their split on July 13. And much as he may have tried to believe that Jada was simply going through a phase, Will, 42, couldn't ignore the timing. "It was just too coincidental."...

Source: In Touch Weekly, Sept. 5, print edition
The report goes on to speculate as to what drew Jada and Marc closer together. The magazine suggests that Marc -- who denies any sexual relationship with his co-star -- felt "emasculated" after JLo's recent rise to fame due to American Idol and Jada, whose acting career was eclipsed by her more famous husband's. Will and Jada, who's addicted to sex, have said in the past that "divorce is not an option" (Will divorced his first wife, though), and while their marriage will never be the same, they'll find some way to make it work. For the children. Or for their religion. Or to protect something else.

Sidebar: Several hours after the news broke yesterday, Will and Jada issued a cryptic and carefully worded statement denying the allegations. They said, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” The on Wednesday, they were photographed together.



Confidentiality Agreement Be Damned! Bishop Eddie Long Accusers Threaten to 'Burn' Settlement Money, Write Tell-All Book

Weeks after Centino Kemp sashayed his way into the Bishop Eddie Long sexual misconduct conversation, joining four other young men who sued the popular Atlanta pastor, two of the original accusers are planning to write a tell-all book exposing the bishop's "secrets" and "weaknesses". What secrets? We all know he's a self-hating homosexual who preys on young boys and beats his wife. Young johnsons are his weakness. (Well, any kind of johnsons, really.) But we digress. They hope the book will help abuse victims find their voice and rise up against their abusers. "You ain't ready for the secrets," Jamal Parris, who this week was sentenced to a a year of probation after he was caught with weed and a gun in Miami, told WSB (video, below). "I don't care if this book sells one copy. But if it's just for me, this is what my life looked like, this is my voice for the first time.” He didn't go into details, but Spencer LeGrande added the book will feature "ten years of details, each person, it's gonna be a book full of 'wow's' and 'ahh's' and 'Oh my God's.'" Both men have previously spoken out about their unwanted sexual relationships with the bishop in more detail last fall. Jamal said Bishop Long sexted him sexually explicit photos and, as hard as he tried, he couldn't the smell of the pastor off him after they had sex. Jamal also said Bishop Long made them call him "daddy" and in this recent interview, he revealed a "JL" tattoo, which stands for "Jamal Long." Last fall, Spencer said Bishop Long drugged him then sexually abused him, then dumped him when he got too old. While we all want to learn the tea of what was going on in those hotel rooms around the and rentals homes across Atlanta and about those "wedding" ceremonies the bishop had with all of his young pieces, there's a major hurdle. Both Spencer and Jamal -- and the bishop's boyfriend of 6 years Centino, who spoke out earlier this month -- risk losing the undisclosed monetary rewards outlined in the May settlement if they publish this book because they all signed a non-disclosure agreement. They say the money is irrelevant and "feel like burning [it]." Spencer adds: “I’m going to tell the world – money does not buy happiness. When you sleep at night, the problems are still there. The money stuff, who cares about the number.” Oh, really? If money didn't mean a thing, why did you take his money in the first place? Just sayin'. Carry on.



Oh, lawd. These two are a media blitz; They spoke with WAGA, too.



sources: WSB | WAGA

Couple Dine and Dash, Flee on Horseback

A Grand Junction, Colo. woman is wanted by police after she ate at a restaurant in Aspen last Saturday and took off -- on horseback!!! -- without paying. True story.
According to the Daily News, Aspen Police first responded to a complaint that two intoxicated people were riding horses down a main street in Aspen. When police arrived, the officer determined the people were not drunk, but their horses were defecating on the street. The officer asked the two people to clean up the mess and they did. The Daily News reports the Mezzaluna restaurant then contacted police saying the couple had left without paying their $51.23 bill. Police tracked down the horses, but when they tried to contact the man, Eldon Thurston, he rode away from them. [“He went full-tilt away from us,” (officer Ryan) Turner said, adding officers repeatedly yelled at the man to stop. “I was surprised; I said ‘I guess this guy is running away from us.’”] After searching for him some more, the Daily News reports the found him after he tried to hide behind the horse. ...While police were talking to Thurston, Ami Thompson came up to them and admitted to police she forgot to pay the bill at Mezzaluna. She called the restaurant and told them she would come back to pay the bill. The Daily News reports that still has not happened and while the restaurant initially declined to file charges, police say that may change. Police say they may issue a warrant for "defrauding the inn keeper," but it is such a low-level crime it may not be worth tracking Thompson down.
source: 9 News
They probably just had a salad and tap water, because a $51 bill after dinner for two at a restaurant in Aspen almost never happens.

There's Welfare Fraud, and Then There's This

Alicia Ann Bouchard, 41, of Jackson County, Fla. was arrested this week and charged with principal to sexual battery, soliciting sexual activity with a child, and principal to child abuse in the case after it was revealed she convinced her husband, 26-year-old Matthew Bouchard, to have sex with a 12-year-old girl in hopes that the girl would get pregnant and create another welfare check for the household. The girl, who was staying at the Bouchards home, went to investigators last year abuse the abuse and Matthew was arrested. He has admitted his role in the abuse. While in a shelter, she revealed Alicia's role and she was arrested.
According to the complaint, the girl disclosed she had been sexually active with Mr. Bouchard in the presence of Mrs. Bouchard and that Mrs. Bouchard had told her that “the worse that could happen is you would get pregnant.” The complaint states that, according to Mr. Bouchard’s statement, having the girl get pregnant was actually his wife’s goal in hopes that a pregnancy could lead to more income for the household. In the complaint, officials noted that Mrs. Bouchard had written a letter of apology to the girl after the youngster was placed in a shelter. The complaint says the letter included statements “admitting that she should not have allowed the victim to watch her and Matt have sex and that she ‘dang sure should not have allowed (the child) to have sex with Matt.’”
source:JC Floridian
Is there a hell hot enough? Investigators say Alicia admitted to everything the girl told police and her bail was set at $70,000. As for Matthew, he's being held without bond.



'Get On Your Belly! Now!'


Yesterday, June Carson, 24, was appearing before Cleveland Municipal Court Judge Marilyn Cassidy on a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespass, and he obviously didn't like what she was putting down, because he hurled his backpack at her. The chaos! He punched a public defender then he was wrestled to the ground by police. Judge Cassidy, who ducked under her desk, pressed the panic button and dozens of other officers flooded into the courtroom. This afternoon, she convicted June of contempt of court and sentenced him to 30 days in jail and transferred his criminal trespass case to another judge.

source:WJW
Monday, August 22, 2011

Will Someone Taser This Bitch Already?


This unidentified woman is what you call a lady. During a accident -- in which a driver towing a boat lost control and flipped his SUV -- in Boone County, Mo., the woman, who was a passenger in the SUV, went batshit crazy and pleaded, begged and implored officers to Taser her. Unfortunately, they didn't. She was carted off the jail, but not charged. (Her male companion was arrest and charged with drunken.)


source:KSDK

Doctor Stabs Girl 100 Times With Screwdriver

Dr. Sylvia S. Lee, an allergist from Emerson, NJ is facing aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child charges for stabbing her 13-year-old adopted daughter with a flathead screwdriver at least 100 times because the girl failed to wash her dog’s clothes in the correct order.
"Usually we wash the dirty doggy clothes first, then the not-so dirty doggy clothes next," Lee told police, according to court documents.....Lee told police she “got angry” and then added “I was wrong and that’s why I stabbed her so many times,” according to a statement released Monday by the Division of Consumer Affairs, which oversees the medical board. She admitted she had a problem and had hit the child in the past, including just days before when the girl brought her masking tape when she had asked for Scotch tape. The statement also noted that Lee said she jabbed herself with the screwdriver the day before the alleged assault, “as hard as I jabbed (the child),” but she didn’t believe she injured herself.....Asked why she stabbed the girl so many times, the doctor responded: "I was wrong and that's why I stabbed her so many times."

source:North Jersey
Yep, not only does she have OCD, Dr Lee is crazy. The 58-year-old, who practiced at the Center for Asthma and Allergy, told police she stabbed herself with the screwdriver "to see how painful it was." The girl suffered bleeding, bruises and small bleeding punctures and other wounds on her buttocks, legs, and other parts of her body. Since her mother stabbed her through her clothing, the wounds weren't deep enough to require hospitalization. Because of her callous and dangerous behavior, the state's Board of Medical Examiners suspend Dr Lee’s license last week and ordered her to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. The girl is now in foster care. (Ed. Note: Some reports say the girl was the hired help, not the woman's daughter.)
Friday, August 19, 2011

Week in Review: Drugs Are The Devil

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday afternoon -- hope you'll join us.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. A megachurch pastor OD'd on cocaine and was found dead in a hotel room.
  2. NBA baller Kobe Bryant assaulted a man -- while at church!
  3. Speaking of Kobe, the woman who accused him raping her, OD'd on cocaine.
  4. A woman called 911 after she lost her remote. (Spoiler: Cops showed up and helped her look for it!)
  5. Comedian Steve Harvey was tapped to host his own daytime talk show.
  6. RuPaul's Drag Race winner Tyra Sanchez posed for a fierce mugshot.
  7. Choreographer and pedophile Shane Sparks was finally sentenced to prison for raping an underage girl.
  8. A woman who married a professional cook, filed for divorce because he cooks better than she does.
  9. The ladies of CBS's The Talk are bitch-fightin' to the death -- or, at least to the unemployment office.
  10. An angry McDonald's customer returned to complain about his food -- three hours later.
  11. Speaking of McDonald's, a man suffered cuts to his mouth after a worker intentionally put a razor blade in his sandwich.
  12. Man claiming to be vampire broke into a woman's apartment, attacked her and tried to suck her blood. Cuckoo!
  13. Man robbed store wearing a dress and a pair of briefs over his head.
  14. Sacrificing livestock for religious purposes is not OK in your barbershop.
  15. After five years, James Brown is still dead and his body is still not buried -- because his "wife" wants his fortune.
  16. Crazy lady being Crazy.
  17. Fat bitch eating her way to become dead-est, fattest bitch.


This Lady Wants to Become World's Fattest

It looks like Donna Simpson, in her quest to become the fattest bitch in the world, has some heavy competition in the form of Susanne Eman a "model" from Casa Grande, Ariz. The 32-year-old mother of two -- who doesn't work because of her weight and therefore collects government assiatance -- says she wants surpass the current record of 1,600 pounds -- and is aiming to achieve her ultimate goal of weighing a ton, or 2,000 pounds. That's if she doesn't die first. Susanne, who wolf down almost 22,000 calories per day, says: "I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton. A previous record holder was 1,600lbs, so I have to be at least that....My next goal is to be [800lbs] by the end of the year. At my current rate of growth, I should be [1,600lbs] by age 41 or 42." Susanne insists that she's healthy (LOL) and does "stretches and exercises every day." She says she monitors her blood pressure and blood sugar levels, but just in case she fals dead, she's made arrangements for her sister to take care of her 12- and 16-year-old boys.




source: The Sun

Did You Meet This Man on a Gay Chat Line in Portland? Police Would Like to Have a Word With You


Police in Portland, Ore. have put an end to Elijah Cohens' one-man crime spree, but investigators believe there are more victims hiding in the shadows. Elijah's MO is this: Call a gay chat line; Meet the men at their homes for sex; After they do the do, he attacks and robs the men while pretending to be a police officer. This happened to Don Miller. He tells KATU after he and Elijah got "intimate", things got weird. "...He flipped me over....put the handcuffs on me, behind my back....He told me he was a policeman." When the handcuffs failed, Elijah used speaker wire then packaging tape to hogtie Don and cover his mouth -- all the while telling him he was being arrested for soliciting sex on the Internet. Here's the funny part: When Don's nephew -- who was in the home at the time of the assault but was unaware of what was going on -- drove his uncle to find a police officer, Don was still hogtied. What a sight.


source: KATU
Thursday, August 18, 2011

McDonald's Worker Puts Razor Blade in Customer's Sandwich . WTH!


Fast food restaurants are not safe for your life. That, you should know by now. In fact, earlier this week a man cursed out a McDonald's worker for endangering his life with tomatoes. But this is still shocking. Last Sunday, Aubrey Boswell said he suffered sever bleeding the inside of his cheek and the roof of his mouth at an employee at a McDonald's restaurant in Valdosta, Ga. intentionally placed a razor blade in his cheeseburger. The 26-year-old told police the worker was rude, but investigators aren't clear if there was an argument or altercation between parties.

source:WCTV

Lady Attacks Husband with Knife, Chainsaw; Gets into Two Crashes With Kids in Car

We don't even know how to process this story from Ocean Shores, Wash., so we're gonna give it to you straight.
A 32-year-old woman was arrested Thursday, accused of attacking her husband with a knife and chain saw, then driving off with her four kids, getting in two accidents along the way. Ocean Shores police say the incident began just after midnight when a gas station employee called to report a woman wearing a bloody T-Shirt came to the station and said she needed a safe place to stay after getting in a fight with her husband. The clerk was able to get the woman's contact information but the woman then drove off. Officers went to the woman's home and found two heavily damaged cars in the driveway, with blood on the ground and the woman's purse inside one of the cars. Officers knocked on the door and when no one answered, went inside and found blood on the floor, but nobody home. About an hour later, Aberdeen police received a report of a possibly drunk woman with a blood-stained shirt driving a car on Pacific Avenue with four children inside. The caller said the woman told her she had been attacked by her husband. Hoquiam police found the car a short time later and confirmed the driver was the resident of the home Ocean Shores police had checked out. Officers learned the woman was involved in two crashes in Ocean Shores while the kids were in her car. Meanwhile, the woman's husband was located and told detectives the woman stabbed him with a knife and tried to attack him with a chain saw. He had suffered a minor wound to his hand when he deflected the knife. The woman was then arrested and booked into the Grays Harbor County Jail for investigation of first-degree domestic violence assault, reckless endangerment, and two counts of hit-and-run. The children were released to their father.
source:KVAL
Wooooowwww!The report didn't mention the woman's name, but we did some digging and learned that she is Sarah Leanne Mott. She's being held without bond. Good, cause this sort of Crazy needs medication and a rubber room. Something about this story, however, doesn't sound right. Something else was going on in that home that we don't know about and why was the husband let off the hook? Well, since they're the investigators, they must've had reasons to believe he was innocent in all this. But we have our questions. Anywho, we believe this Sarah.





Steve Harvey Lands Daytime Talk Show

Oh, my. The fall 2012 lineup of new daytime talk shows is getting crowded. Katie Couri's daytime talker is coming and so isRicki Lake's new show. No thanks to Oprah, comedian Steve Harvey has signed with Endemol USA for a syndicated daytime talk show premiering next fall, according to Broadcasting & Cable. The comedian, who hosts the country's top-rated nationally syndicated morning radio show and has written two best-selling books -- one of those books, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, is slated to be released as an adapted feature film in 201 -- says his talk show will feature real talk, with real people about their real relationships. "This is one of my unconquered ventures. It's something I always wanted to give a shot at. I always felt that it would fit into my forte. I've gained a lot of experiences over the years sitting on a lot of talk shows.....I think it's an interesting angle to have a guy in daytime television who's actually built his platform around not only being funny but also being empowering and insightful for women. I hope to offer women an interesting take on a lot of different things from the male perspective, and I also want to be empowering to people and give them great information. It's a triple threat combination." The comedian, who got into a pissing contest with Katt Williams and a war of words with ex-wife Mary about infidelity, custody and financial issues earlier this year, is expected to lay it on thick with the humor. "Most daytime talk shows today that have a comedic undertone are celebrity driven. This show will have a comedic sensibility with Steve as a host who will actually deal with, comment on and discuss topics and issues that people bring to the show. It will always aim to be comedic, as well as poignant and inspiring," David Goldberg, chairman of Endemol North America said. No word yet where the show will be filmed, but chances are he will remain in Atlanta, where his radio show broadcasts from and where Family Feud, which he also hosts, is taped. Since Mo'Nique no longer needs her TV studio, Steve can use it, no?

Update, Oct. 13: The show will air on NBC.


source:Broadcasting & Cable

After Five Years, James Brown's Body Is Still Not in Its Final Resting Place; His Family Continues to Fight Over His Money

Five years after James Brown died from congestive heart failure at the age of 73 at a hospital in Atlanta, his body is still sitting in his daughter's back yard as the family bicker in and out of court, trying their darndest to get a a share of his estimated $100 million fortune. Most of the legal challenges are coming from backup singer Tomi Rae Hynie, who married the "Godfather of Soul" on December 14, 2002, but the marriage's validity was questioned because at the time she said "I Do" to James, she was legally married to another man for a Green Card. That sham marriage was annulled, but not until April 2004 -- two years after she supposedly "married" James. On June 11, 2001, she gave birth to a son, James Brown II; his paternity is still in question. James filed for an annulment and in 2003, he took out a full-page ad announcing the end of his relationship to Tomi Rae. But, something happened.
"This is the most screwed up thing I have ever experienced in my entire life," James' longtime attorney and friend Alfred "Buddy" Dallas told The Enquirer. "How can a man pay a lawyer $20,000 to set up his estate plan and then have a court just ignore what the man did?" lamented Dallas, an Augusta, Ga., lawyer who was with the "I Feel Good" singer when he wrote his will. According to Dallas, James summoned a group of people to his office in 1999, including a court stenographer and a videographer. "He said, 'I have prayed about this repeatedly, and I've been given so much that I must give it back, and I've chosen to give it back to needy children.' He then said, 'And I'm not going to sign the will today.'" According to Dallas, the will was finally signed on Aug. 1, 2000, in front of a few of the performer's seven children and his fourth wife, 42-year-old Tomi Rae Hynie. James reiterated his plans shortly before he died on Christmas Day 2006 at the age of 73, added the attorney. Yet less than a month after his death, James' children and Tomi Rae contested the will in a South Carolina court. The litigation that followed involved so many attorneys and became so complicated that, in 2009, a South Carolina judge split the estate between the trust and the family. The judge also decided that James' body -- which has been interred in a temporary crypt on his daughter Deanna's Beech Island, SC, property -- should be moved to a place that will draw millions of visitors ad make a fortune. That settlement was denounced not only by Dallas, but also by former producer Jacque Hollander, who says James wanted her to oversee the trust intended to benefit poor and needy children in Georgia and South Carolina. At this point, however, no one has seen a penny of the estimated $100 million estates -- neither the area's needy children nor the singer's family. And his body is still in the crypt at his daughter's property.

Source: National Enquirer, Aug. 29, print edition.
A mess, we tell you. A mess! James Brown signed the will ten months before James II was born and more than a year before his "marriage" to Tomi Rae. Like Brown's will, his irrevocable trust -- which covers the disposition of music rights and business assets -- named his six children as recipients, but not Tomi Rae and James II (pictured, below). Did she not know this while she watched him sign the will in her presence? Because this case is so complicated, PBS is airing a special this November and December called "Trial & Heirs: Protect Your Family Fortune!" that'll serve as a lesson to everyone to protect themselves -- no matter how much money you have. (Someone needs to send ailing diva Etta James an advance copy, STAT!) As these people argue like entitled brats, thousands of starving and otherwise needy children -- who can really benefit from this money -- are being held hostage by the family's greed. Which reminds us. Has the singer's been located? Last year, LaRhonda Pettit, who's one of James Brown's daughters born to one of many jumpoffs, claimed the singer's body has "disappeared" from the crypt. "I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where," she said. "I'm convinced his death was suspicious and I want the people responsible brought to justice. The only way to do that is to exhume his body and have an autopsy. I cannot understand why one was never conducted." A mess!


Man Who Sacrifices Animals for Religious Purposes Says His Right to Sacrifice Animals Inside His Barbershop is Being Violated. Wait, What?


The owner of a New Bedford, Mass. barbershop is claiming religious persecution -- or something -- because city officials swooped down on his business and shut it down because he was sacrificing animals in the basement. William Camacho says he practices Palo Mayobe, an Afro-Caribbean religion similar to Santeria, and sacrifices animals, but doesn't kill the animals at the barbershop. Animal control officers removed two chickens and four roosters, one dead, from the shop's basement, after fire and building inspectors found the birds during a safety inspection. “It’s very insulting to me,” he told WHDH. “’Because what happens is that -- where I come from, it’s very known -- and this town, it’s ignorant for them, ‘cause they don’t know what type of religion it is.” That may be true, but it's illegal to harbor livestock inside a business. Mayor Scott Lang says it best: “His barbershop isn’t closed because of his religion. It’s closed because of health violations, and he needs to get them straightened out in a hurry.” The city is now launching a separate investigation into whether William can sacrifice animals for religious purposes anywhere in the city.


source:WHDH

'RuPaul's Drag Race' Winner Tyra Sanchez Arrested For Weed Possession

Tyra -- no, the other Tyra -- knows The Chief. Tyra Sanchez (real name: James William Ross IV), the season 2 win-ahh of "RuPaul's Drag Race", was arrested Tuesday night in Atlanta after the car he was a passenger in was stopped by police. Cops initially pulled over the 2005 Chevrolet Impala for having illegal window tinting, but the officer grew suspicious when he smelled raw marijuana and searched the vehicle. Twenty-three-year-old Tyra, who has a son named Jeremiah, was charged with marijuana possession and released the following afternoon, after posting bond. The car's driver, Christopher Demaurius Smith, 22, was also arrested and charged with marijuana possession and a windshield violation. He, too, was released after making bail.

source: AJC


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Man Wearing Dress, Underwear on Head, Robs Store


The Dallas police department is seeking the public's help in identifying this man -- who robbed an Exxon Tigermart gas station about 5:30am Wednesday while wearing a black and white floral dress and tighty whities on his head. Surveillance video (above) shows him holding what could have been a gun under his dress as he took money from the clerk and a customer before exiting the store. The perp is described as a white male that is about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 145 pounds. Sidebar: The clerk says as the robber motioned her to open the register, she noticed he wasn't wearing any underwear.



source: KDFW

Kobe Bryant Accuser Suffers Drug Overdose

Eight years before he was accused of assaulting a man at church, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant was at the center of a major sexual assault case. Katelyn Faber, who was the receptionist at the Lodge and Spa at Cordillera in Colorado, claimed the NBA baller, who was staying at the resort, raped her in his hotel room on July 1, 2003. (Here's the back story: Kobe admitted to sleeping with Katelyn, but maintained that it was consensual. The case was dropped after Katelyn refused to testify. She then filed a civil suit demanding at least $75,000 in damages. The suit was settled out of court. A key stipulation in the settlement called for Kobe to publicly apologize to Katelyn. Which he did.) Now that you're caught up, the folks over at The Globe got their hands on a police report that says Katelyn, who's now 27 and has a 3-month-old son, was rushed to a hospital near her Parker, Colo. home after overdosing on cocaine on July 16.
Her boyfriend, Cort Colon, 25, father of her infant son,....told officers Katelyn, who had been drinking wine and had taken a "half bag of cocaine," began complaining of chest pains and shortness of breath after they went to bed at 3am. At 6am, he feared she had "overdosed" but didn't "call police in fear they would lose their child," says the police report. He called his mom Ivy Dennis and when she arrived at 7am she called 911. Officers were finally able to bring Katelyn around enough to say her name after giving her a sternum rub. She was "holding her head with her hair covering her face" as she was taken to the ambulance, say sources.

Source: Globe, Aug. 29, print edition
We hear you asking: Who the hell cares? We don't either. But, we're in the middle of a slow news cycle (read: summer), so indulge us. With that said, child welfare swooped down on Katelyn -- who's done time in rehab before -- and Cort's home and are considering removing the baby from their care.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Shane Sparks Sentenced to Prison For Sexually Assaulting Underage Girl

It was just a few weeks ago we were wondering whatever happened to the case of choreographer Shane Sparks, who was hauled out of his Los Angeles home (practically in his underwear) in handcuffs on Dec. 18, 2009 for sexually an underage girl in the mid-1990s? Well, today the 42-year-old pedophile -- who was a judge on MTV's "America's Best Dance Crew" -- appeared in court and pleaded no contest to a felony charge of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 16 and was sentenced to 270 days in jail. In exchange for his plea, prosecutors dropped eight sex-related counts involving the underage girl. In addition to the 270 days in the clink, the judge ordered Shane to complete 52 sexual offender counseling sessions and spend five years on formal probation, during which time he cannot be near a female minor without another adult being present. It was unclear if Shane must register as a sex offender -- which he is.


source:KTTV

Crazy Person Claiming to Be 500-year-old Vampire Attacks Woman, Tries to Suck Her Blood

Vampires are everywhere! A 19-year-old self-proclaimed vampire from Galveston, Texas is facing burglary with intent to commit assault charges after he broke into a woman's apartment about 6:50am Saturday and tried to suck her blood. The victim says the vampire, identified as Lyle Monroe Bensley, grabbed her and made growling and hissing sounds while biting her neck and hitting her. He then dragged her out of the apartment and she broke free. She ran into the parking lot where she got into a car driven by a neighbor and Lyle beat on the car before it sped away. She called police and they found him screaming and growling in the building's parking lot. Lyle, who was determined to not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, told investigators he's a 500-year-old vampire and he couldn't resist the chance to feed. Yep, he -- just like the woman who tried attacked a toddler and tried to eat its arm -- just might be crazy. He was placed on a mental health hold and bail was set at $40,000.

source: Houston Chronicle

Man Returns to McDonald's to Complain About Food Three Hours Later

A 29-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he returned to a Brookfield, Wisc. McDonald's three hours after placing an order to curse at employees and demand a refund for an issue involving tomatoes. We are not kidding. According to police, the unidentified man pulled into the drive-thru and began cursing at workers al the while threatening to hold up the line of cars behind him until he got a refund for the food he had ordered three hours prior. He then parked his car and went inside to continue to discuss what one worker told police appeared to be "an issue with tomatoes" related to his order. When cops arrived, they cited him for disorderly conduct and him him to not return to the store. But they got the last laugh, because he was refunded his money. So, ha! For all we know, this fella could've been allergic to tomatoes and could've died.

source: BrookfieldNOW


Julie Chen is a Betch: report

Let's start talking. There are perks to boning the boss. When that boss is also your husband and baby daddy, the privileges are multiplied to the umpteenth degree. Which brings us to Julie Chen, who's the wife OF CBS President Les Moonves. Because of nepotism, homewrecker Julie Chen's has held pretty much every on-air job on the network and last year, Les gave her a talk show which is exactly like The View, but less informative, less entertaining and completely unwatchable. Anywho, there's some major drama brewing on the set and -- shocker! -- Julie Chen is at its epicenter.
Julie Chen’s “queen bee attitude” is forcing the ladies of CBS’s “The Talk” to flee the daytime gab-fest after just one season.
Sources say fed-up Leah Remini plans to quit on the heels of Sharon Osbourne’s bombshell that she’s taking a break. Co-host Holly Robinson Peete last week said she will not return for Season 2.
The last straw for Osbourne and Remini was Chen’s order, passed down from her master-of- the-universe husband, CBS President Les Moonves, following their South of France break, that the women were not allowed to discuss the Casey Anthony case without her because she’s the only host with journalistic credentials.
[Julie] said, ‘My husband feels strongly that you should not be talking about news [without me], you are not news people,’ ” our source told us. “Sharon just said, ‘I don’t know about this.’ She’d had enough. ”
Despite the friction, one program insider called Chen “the glue that holds the show together” and firmly placed the blame on Remini.
“[Remini] was a disruptive force,” the source said. “She had a huge morale problem,” adding that Remini often brought her mother on set, who refused to follow studio rules.
“Her mother never parked in her assigned space,” the insider said. “She was told not to park in the lot anymore. ”
Two executive producers have abandoned the show since it began last fall. But co-host Sara Gilbert is slated to return.
A CBS spokesperson told us, “ ‘The Talk’ just finished a strong first season . . . The producers are currently working on a creative game plan for Season 2, which launches on Sept. 6.”
Osbourne’s rep said she was “not reachable.” Remini’s agent said, “I don’t believe anyone’s option has been picked up. Her mom does go to the show every day as does Sara’s mom and Holly’s mom.”
He declined to comment about the parking-lot matter because Remini couldn’t be reached by deadline.
source:Page Six
We can't wait for Sharon to start spilling the tea, cause you know she doesn't bite her tongue.


Kobe Bryant Assaults Man in Church


Los Angeles Lakes star Kobe Bryant is under investigation after Thomas Hagos claims the basketball player assaulted him last Sunday -- in church! Thomas tells police Kobe grabbed his cellphone because he thought the man was taking pictures of him and his wife, Vanessa, during services at the St. Therese of Carmel in San Diego, Calif. During the grab-ation, 20-year-old Thomas says he hurt his wrist trying to hold onto the cellphone. Kobe returned the phone once he realized there were no photos of him or his wife on it. Thomas was treated at a local hospital and released. Things could've been worse. The pastor could've began Tasering and stabbing people left and right, but we're glad to hear things didn't elevate to that level. As for Kobe, police say they're "investigating" the matter. Expect Thomas to file a lawsuit seeking monetary damages in, 3, 2,..........

Update: This afternoon Kobe's attorney released this statement saying his client is "aware of the baseless allegations asserted against him, and is prepared to defend against them fully."



source:KTLA
Monday, August 15, 2011

Woman: Hello, 911? I Misplaced My Remote; Cops: We'll Be Right There!


A Greeley, Colo. woman -- who, rightfully doesn't want to be identified -- called police last month after she misplaced her TV remote control and, because the cops in that town are so nice -- or have nothing better to do -- they showed up to help her look for it. Granted, the woman told them someone broke into her home and stole it. "I don't like to misplace things, I like to know where everything is," she tells KUSA. "I want to have a place for everything and I want everything in its place....I told [the cops], 'I'm not a well-to-do person.' I said, 'Why would someone take a remote or, steal it?'" Eventually, cops found the phantom remote in the woman's kitchen drawer. The woman who's clearly suffering from dementia or some other geriatric disease says if her remote goes missing again, she'll call police -- because "you can't be too careful anymore."

source:KUSA

Megachurch Pastor Found Dead of Apparent Drug Overdose in NYC Hotel Room

Drugs are the devil! Zachery Tims, the senior pastor of the 8,000-member New Destiny Christian Center in Apopka, Fla. was found dead Friday evening in his 37th-floor room at the W Hotel in Times Square. According to several reports citing sources familiar with investigation, the 42-year-old former drug attic turned preacher had a glassine envelope of white powder was found in his right pants pocket when he was discovered in his room. He was alone when he died. When hotel staff broke into his room, they found him lying face up in a walkway between the bedroom and the living room area. His body had no obvious signs of trauma. Relatives told investigators none of the pastor's jewelry was missing, and it does not appear he was robbed of any other belongings. An autopsy the former crackhead was inconclusive and the city's medical examiner says the powder will be tested to determine if it is cocaine, heroin or COCAINE -- or baking powder because, who knows, he could've been baking a cake. In his memoir, "It's Never Too Late," he writes that he was convicted of attempted murder at age 14 and spent two years in juvenile facilities. He overcame a drug addiction and became a pastor because "God had a greater plan," his website says. In 2009, Riva, his wife of 15 years, divorced his ass after he fessed up to a one-year affair with a stripper named Judy Nguyen, whom he met a strip club in Paris in Aug. 2006. He leaves behind four young children. RIP. Sidebar: We wonder if fellow megachurch pastor and pedophile Eddie Long will attend pastor Tims' going-away ceremony.


source: NY Daily News

Woman Files For Divorce Because Her Husband is a Better Cook

An Egyptian woman has filed for divorce because her husband's cooking skills proved to be better than her own. Her husband, by the way, is a chef.
The family row came amid the Islamic holiday of Ramadan, when observers fast from dawn to dusk and then break the fast with festive meals after night prayers. Mohammed Said, a chief cook at a Cairo hotel, surprised his family with his excellent cooking skills when he took over kitchen duties from his wife Nahal at the beginning of Ramadan. Nahal decided to divorce her husband after her two sons demanded that their father, not she, cook meals for family suppers from now on. An Egyptian court has delayed the consideration of the divorce request until the end of Ramadan, expressing hope that by that time the reason for the divorce may disappear and peace in the family would be restored.
source: Ria Novosti
This woman needs to get her panties out of a bunch. Sheesh.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Week in Review: Bishop Eddie Long's Boyfriend of Six Years Cried Rape, NeNe's Delusions of Grandeur, Adios George

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. Since it's the dog days of summer, not much news is happening. If something pops off, we'll be back Monday afternoon. Sure hope you'll he here, too.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. Bishop Eddie Long is a self-hating homophobe, a cheat, and a rapist -- so says his boyfriend of six years who gave his first interview since he was identified as the pastor's fifth accuser.
  2. Real Housewives of Atlanta HBIC NeNe Leakes said of all the contestants appearing on last season's Celebrity Apprentice, she's by far the most popular and relevant.
  3. George Lopez no longer has a talk show.
  4. Going to church is bad for your health -- watch out for the deacon with the knife stabbing churchgoers!
  5. A man tried to abduct a 13-year-old girl. When the girl's mother confronted him, he asked for the girl's hand in marriage. Dude.
  6. A mother and her six kids almost starved to death. Whew! Crisis averted.
  7. oh! Oh! OH! OHH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Repeat)
  8. London was ablaze.

Mom: Welcome Home, Son. Would You Like a Sandwich?; Son: *Stab.Stab.Stab.*

Kids are so damn ungrateful, nowadays. A 27-year-old man from Naperville, Ill. is facing attempted murder charges after he stabbed his mother with a 6-inch butcher knife after she offered to make him a sandwich. According to police, Alexander Georg's mother brought him home Thursday from a behavioral health facility, where he had been a patient since July 31. Obviously he wanted to go back. After the two arrived home, Alexander's 52-year-old mother mother offered to make him a sandwich. He then grabbed a knife and began chasing her around the kitchen. She fled outside, but Alexander caught her in the driveway, pinned her to the ground and began stabbing her repeatedly. The woman's screams alerted neighbors, who called police. When they arrived, Alexander was standing in the driveway near the blood-soaked blade of a butcher knife; his mother was found across the street. The victim was transported to a local hospital where she received treatment for four knife wounds to the chest and neck. He's currently being held on $1.5 million and will probably spend some more time in the crazy house.


source:WGNTV

Man Climbs TV Station's Tower, Refuses to Come Down After 48 Hours and Counting


Almost two days ago, a 25-year-old man identified as William Sturdivant II climbed the broadcast tower for a local Tulsa, Okla. TV station -- and he's still there. According to police, shortly after 11am Thursday, employees at FOX23 noticed William -- who has a history of mental illness and is known to walk the 400-plus miles from Tulsa to Dallas, Texas -- trespassing on the property. When they gave chase, he ran to roof run and climbed the broadcast tower where he has been all this time without food or water. More than 25 police units and fire trucks have been on the scene and sometime yesterday police sent him a cell phone. He told them he had "to work some things out" and could remain perched on the tower "for a week if he wanted." On Thursday, cops fired pepper spray balls at him to encourage him to come down, but he just climbed further up the 300-foot tower. Since then they've made several other attempts to coach him down, but Williams remains on the tower. Last month, he stood on a bridge in Missouri for hours. Maybe he's a performance artist. Grab some popcorn and hope for the best because we hear there's a storm moving in. (Update: Three bouts of severe weather -- including rain and lightning -- have passed while he's on the tower.)



Here's William's mug shot from a previous arrest.




Update, Aug. 15: After four days, William is still on the tower and he continues to order police to fetch him food from various restaurants and cops gladly oblige because you know William's family is looking for a reason to sue the city for millions. Speaking of which, friends and family don;t confirm whether William is crazy or not. They say he's on the tower because he has another baby on the way and his mother was recently diagnosed with cancer. What?




Update, Aug 16: Yep, he's still up there! The stand-off is entering its sixth day! Wait, a sec. At about 6:40pm today -- more than 125 hours on the tower -- William surrendered to police. He was loaded onto an ambulance and taken to the hospital. He still faces trespassing charges.




source:Newson6

 
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