Year in Review: Extra Greasy

Happy New Year, boys and girls. Before we usher in 2012, let's revisit some of the biggest stories of 2011, shall we?

1. A gay man sued Rev Jesse Jackson for sexual harassment -- and yes, it's that kind of sexual harassment.
2. A transsexual wrote a book about her sexual experience with LL Cool J and Mister Cee and exposed Eddie Murphy's secret tranny obsession.
3. Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee was arrested after he was caught having sex with a transsexual prostitute. Then he lied about it. Then the tranny put him ON BLAST! Then Mister Cee officially come out of the closet.
4. Mary Harvey put her ex-husband, comedian Steve Harvey, ON BLAST, but she was later proven to be a liar.
5. One of NFL baller's Barry Bond's ex-jumpoffs put him ON BLAST, too.
6. Cee Lo Green's ex-jumpoff put his nasty ass ON BLAST!
7. A matchmaker put Gayle King ON BLAST!
8. Dame Dash's baby mama put him ON BLAST, again!
9. According to a former gang member, Shaquille O'Neal ordered multiple murders then one of the baller's former employees sued him for threatening him and stalking his ex-wife. Shaq was not happy.
10. Tyler Perry queened out on Spike Lee.
11. NBA baller Chris Bosh got into it with his baby mama.
12. Tracy Morgan hates gay people. United Airlines hates black people.
13. NFL baller LeBron James' mother, Gloria, attacked a parking attendant. Then, unsurprisingly, the parking attendant sued her.
14. Vanessa Bryant divorced Kobe Bryant after she learned he cheated on her with at least 105 other women.
15. Faith Evans divorced her husband. So did Allen Iverson's wife, for the second time. (Speaking of Allen, he cursed out cops after a traffic stop and asked them "Do you know who I am?" They didn't.)
    
16. Singing legend Aretha Franklin spoke out about her alleged pancreatic cancer diagnosis.
17. Whitney Houston's (who checked into rehab for the third time) daughter, Bobbi Kristina, was photographed using cocaine. Then she started hanging out with p0rn stars and was issued a summons for underage drinking. It was then reported that Whitney has been diagnosed with a deadly lung disease.
18. Flavor Flav revealed he spent almost $6 million on crack. Comedian Katt Williams probably spent a lot more.
19. Finally, a cure for crackhead-ism is on the horizon.
20. Mariah Carey's HIV-positive sister is back to turning tricks.
21. Bishop Eddie Long's life got messier and messier. He paid about $100,000 to settle the sexual coercion lawsuits brought by several men who said he raped them when they were boys. Then a fifth accuser came forward, claiming Bishop Long turned him out when he was 16 and they then had a six-year relationship. That caused Bishop Long get angry and sued for the return of the settlement money, because the accusers were violating the confidentiality agreement. The Feds launched a probe into his business practices; his year ended with his wife of many years filing for divorce.
22. One of Bishop Long's protégés was also accused of molesting 14-year-old boys and paid their parents off to keep quiet.
23. A gay priest fired for being gay insisted he's no bottom.
24. Catherine Zeta-Jones lost it for a while and checked herself into a mental hospital.
25. How You Doin, Malcolm X. ALllrrriiiiggghhhhtttttttt!
26. After all these years, Jennifer Holliday is still mad at and jealous of Jennifer Hudson.
27. Rihanna had sex with a woman, according to the woman, who wrote about the experience in a book. Miss Fenty agreed to lift the restraining order against convicted felon Chris Brown -- which could explain why her family wants her to get back in a relationship with him. And she was sued for stealing a photographer's ideas for her video. Then she had a meltdown, which resulted in a 24-hour health watch.
28. Peter Thomas, husband of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Cynthia Bailey, really, really dislike the show's co-stars.
29. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver announced they were divorcing to everyone's surprised. Then we learned he had a 13-year-old son with their maid.
30. Terrence Howard's wife-beating ass was slapped with divorce papers. Speaking of wife-beaters, radio jock Funkmaster Flex was arrested for beating his wife.
31. Star "I'm a Lawyer" Jones Reynolds and Linnethia Leakes got into it this year while they appeared on "Celebrity Apprentice." SIALJ hired bodyguards to keep Linnethia away and when the show aired, we saw why. And, reportedly, SIALJ was considering remarrying her ex-husband, Al Reyonlds.
32. Meanwhile, Linnethia's son was arrested for shoplifting at Walmart.
33. A 20-year-old woman was killed after getting her butt enhanced at a pumping party; then later in the year a tranny was arrested for inject CEMENT(!) into a woman's butt at a pumping party.
34. To no one's surprise, Taco Bell's "beef" was found to be something other than beef.
35. Dude is probably still at it.; She is still mad;
36. In crime news: Former NFL star Lawrence Taylor pled guilty to boning an underage hooker. Speaking of baller and hookers, a hooker put Indiana Pacers star Lance Stephenson ON BLAST! NFL baller Brandon Marshall's wife stabbed him in the stomach. NBA baller Charlie Bell's wife stabbed him in the stomach, too. Jimmy Henchman paid someone $2500 to shoot Tupac back in the day and he was arrested for running a cocaine trafficking ring.
37. Elsewhere, an Atlanta basketball player damaged a rental home then sued the property owner.
38. Etta James is on death watch and her family continued to squabble over who will inherit her riches.
39. Wendy participated on "Dancing With the Stars." She was eliminated on week four. She also made her first appearance on "The View."
40. R Kelly told friends he might have gotten an underage Aaliyah pregnant.
41. Patti LaBelle was accused of ordering her bodyguards to beat up a man because he came too close to her luggage. AND the singer was sued after she threw a bottle of water on an 18-month-old baby .
42. Queen Latifah dumped Jeanette Jenkins for another woman.
43. An employee sued his boss for transferring him to New jersey because the state is depressing and unstylish.
44. A woman fainted after seeing her newborn baby's face.
45. CNN anchor Don Lemon announced he's gay.
46. All of the teachers at one high school in Memphis are sleeping with the students.
47. NY congressman Anthony Weiner's world came crashing down after he tweeted a photo of his wiener to several women then lied about it.
48. A donkey attempted DIY circumcision on her baby after waiting a YouTube video and reading the Bible.
49. Lady died after having sex with a dog.
50. A Roman Catholic priest had an affair with his cousin.
51. Venus and Serena Williams' 69-year-old dad got married to a 32-year-old woman.
52. A mailman took a sh*t in a customer's backyard.
53. Kanye West's charitable foundation mysteriously went out of business.
54. A nutjob sued Puffy for $1 trillion. Rapper Juelz Santana went to jail. Rapper Gucci Mane was sent to prison for pushing a woman out of a moving car when she refused to have sex with him for $150.
55. Dr Conrad Murray was convicted of murdering Michael Jackson.
56. Reggae dancehall artist Buju Banton was sentenced to 10 years in prison on cocaine charges in Florida. Reggae dancehall artist and murder suspect Vybz Cartell said skin bleaching (which he does) is just like tanning.
57. BET jacked one of TV One's shows.
58. A woman sued radio jock Miss Jones and several others for claiming she was Chad Ochocinco's baby mama.
59. Meanwhile, "Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada sued Fred and Dem over at Mediatakeout for defamation.
60. Mathew Knowles' baby mama said he offered her money to hand over their love child to Beyoncé and Jay Z to raise as their own.
61. Meanwhile, in NYC, a megachuch pastor was found dead after a drug overdose.
62. The Bhatti boy (Omer Bhatti) may be Janet Jackson's biological son.
63. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship is on the rocks. Could it have anything to do with him reportedly jumping off with singer Trey Songz? Hmmmm.
64. Choreographer Shane Sparks for sentenced to 9 months in prison for raping a 14-year-old dance student.
65. These people joined the death file: rapper Nate Dogg, Elizabeth Taylor, Steve Jobs. Amy Winehouse. Heavy D.
66. The United States killed Osama bin Laden.
67. Fan sued Bone Thugs-N-Harmony for assault.
68. Donald Trump is tight with "the blacks," apparently.
69. A 92-year-old woman shot a man who refused to kiss her.
70. This man's balls weigh 100-pounds.
71. A woman attacked a 4-month-old baby in a stroller then tried to break off its arm so she could eat it.
72. We saw what has to be The Ultimate Face of Meth.
73. And finally, the world didn't end.

There's a whole lot more where this came from, just browse the Archives or look here. We'll be back Tuesday. And again, Happy New Year!

99-year-old Man Divorces Wife of 77 years After Learning She Cheated on Him 60 Years Ago

This is one for the history books. An Italian couple are to become the world's oldest divorcees, after the 99-year-old husband found that his 96-year-old wife had an affair in the 1940s. The Italian man, identified by lawyers in the case only as Antonio C, was rifling through an old chest of drawers when he made the discovery a few days before Christmas. The man immediately confronted his wife of 77 years, named as Rosa C, and demanded a divorce. Guilt-stricken, she reportedly confessed everything but was unable to persuade her husband to reconsider his decision. According to the divorce papers, Rosa wrote the letters to her lover during a secret affair in the 1940s. The couple has five children, a dozen grandchildren and one great-grand child.

source: Telegraph

WATCH: Cocaine is a Helluva Drug; Lady Robs Banks, Gives Cash to Kids

Alexandra K. Dahm is a mess. After a night of clubbing ion Atlanta, the 19-year-old went back to a home with five complete stranger she et at the club. When she awoke this morning, she texted a male friend saying she was being held hostage. In fact, the texts reads: "they will not allow me out of the car" and "several Asian males armed with multiple shotguns." That was enough, and Alexandra's friend called police, which sent a SWAT to the home. Several hours later, Alexandra walked out of the house several hours later and said she was not in any danger. She was just doing cocaine all night long and was hallucinating. Dahm admitted that she was using cocaine last night and "may have over-exaggerated her text messages." She also admitted to deleting her text messages. Police arrested her, and while at the jail, she was caught trying to flush cocaine down the toilet. She was charged with possession of cocaine and tampering with evidence. Her mother will be so proud.



Tasha Franklin, 25, of Hollywood, Florida is has a thing for paint. Six months after she broke up with her boyfriend (we're gonna guess he humped her), Tasha showed up at his workplace last week and threw pink paint on him and his his car, spray painted the car and bit the man on the arm.





Jasmin Rivera, a homeless woman with serious psychiatric problems, robbed a bank in Boston on Wednesday then was caught handing out the cash to kids in a park.






A male pschyciatrc patient at the Chambersburg Hospital in Pennsylvania says another patient, Barry Spoonhour, 46, sexually assaulted him in a a darkened TV room. According to police, the victim said he din't stop the raping, because he feared Barry would hit him. He reported the crime when Barry went to bed, but the victim is reluctant to press charges because "Spoonhour was a good man and had done something bad....God had forgiven Spoonhour, so criminal charges would not be necessary." But cops are pressing on and Barry was arrested.

WATCH: Burglar Kicks Through Wall, Robs Woman; Ministers Urge Nike to Lower Prices

Victoria Jimenez said a man kicked through the drywall of her Lilburn, Georgia apartment and robbed her.



Justin Ohle and his mother Paula are suing Walmart after a disagreement over a television which landed them in jail. It's all so ridiculous. According to the lawsuit, the Ohles went a WalMart in Orlando, Florida in Nov. 2009 and bought a television, but when they got it home, they say it wasn't the same one advertised on the box. They went back to the store to complain, but claimed employees "verbally assaulted" them. Paula claim store employees pushed her down and Justin claim he was restrained for 15 minutes. Walmart says the Ohles assaulted employees and were hurling racial slurs. The duo was arrested. Even though the store refunded them the cost of the TV, mother and son are suing for pain and suffering and wants Walmart to pay them at least $15,000. Yeah, good luck with that.





Speaking of people with a warp sense of reality and absolutely nothing better to do, black activists and ministers in Houston, Texas, are calling on Nike to lower the price of its Air Jordan sneakers and produce more units so idiots don't act like donkeys -- like they did last week in cities across the country. Are these clowns for real? Is that uproarious laughter we hear from executives at Nike?





Bwahahaha! A group of 18-year-old and 17-year-old burglars' escape was foiled by their sagging pants.





Bishop Eddie Long's world is crumbling. Weeks after his wife slapped him with divorce papers for cheating on her with young boys, New Birth Christian Academy, a school affiliated with his megachurch, abruptly went out of business, leaving more than 200 students in a lurch.





With friends like these, who needs enemies.





On Monday, Joy McCready got run over by a stray reindeer in Loganville, Georgia.





Meanwhile, in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, 70-year-old Rosemary Bower was killed when part of a deer struck by another vehicle went through her windshield and hit her. According to reports, the deer went airborne and hit Rosemary's windshield, and the impact cut the animal in half and sent the head and shoulders into the car, killing the woman. Her car hit another car about four-tenths of a mile down the road before stopping in a ditch. The drivers of the two other cars were uninjured. Police say no charges will be filed as a result of the accident.




Justina Cardoso, a 21-year-old former stripper, has filed a federal lawsuit against a Col. John Whiting for stealing $714 from her purse after a car chase in August. Whiting is the police chief in North Providence, Rhode Island. Justina says Whiting violated her constitutional rights protecting her from illegal searches and granting her due process and is seeking $250,000 in damages.





This lady will not WAVE reporter Scott Adkins finish.





When Ignatius Griffin walked out of his front door in Gilbert, Arizona on Christmas Eve, he found a wooden cross and a graphic and racially offensive note tied around it that the culprit was trying to throw through his window. You see, Ignatius is married to a white woman and he believes someone in the neighborhood has a problem with that. Or, it could be the work of someone whose satellite dish wasn't working.





Last Tuesday, a masked man walked into a convenience store in Lowell, Masschuesetts, and threatened to give the store clerk AIDS if she didn't haven't over the cash.





Rapper Yung Joc (aka Yamar Robinson) says someone broke into his Atlanta studio and stole more than $70,000 in recording equipment at gunpoint on Dec 18. And oh, he says, he had nothing to do with it.

WATCH: Man Gave 1,000 Women HIV, Sh*t (Insert Group) Says

David Smith infected at least 1,000 women with HIV because he loved them. Last week, the 51-year-old despicable POS walked into a police station in Grand Rapids, Michigan and confessed to having had unprotected sex with "thousands" of women he met over the past three years without telling them he's HIV-positive. He told police his plan was to infect them with HIV and kill them. Right before he surrendered to police, David texted one of victims: "Turning myself into the law, my life is over," the message said. "Take care. Always love you." Is there a sentence befitting of this crime? The death penalty (which is illegal, by the way, in Michigan) would be too easy.



What's that smell? Just some raw sewage to go with your Christmas dinner.





Speaking of Christmas, Jutrina Tillman spent in jail after she tried to strangle her 5-year-old son and pressed an 8-inch butcher knife against his chest and aimed the weapon it at her 13-year-old daughter. All of this went down because the boy was playing a video game on Christmas day. But to let Jutrina tell it, she's innocent and her 13-year-old daughter is spiteful because she was caught having boning.





Crackheads are waltzing into stores across Georgia and putting syringes in pants pockets for kicks? Maybe. Ashley King said she purchased a pair of pants from an Athlete’s Foot store in Decatur, Georgia on Christmas Eve, but discovered the syringe on Tuesday while doing laundry. Ashley says she doesn't think the store's at fault and will continue to shop there, but she alerted the media. Everybody wants their 15 minutes to shine.





Tornado sirens are telling you don't get married. Run!





Stephanie Murry and Sandra Hurn are donkeys. The two ladies were charged with several felony counts after they falsely claimed to have been injured in the Aug. 13 Indiana State Fair stage rigging collapse. (Several people were killed and dozens were injured when a stage collapsed before a Sugarland performance.) Neither were even at the concert, but falsified hospital records and submitted claims totaling $22,500. Sandra was arrested when she went to pick up her check and Stephanie was arrested a short time later.






Michael Plumadore, 39, confessed to killing and dismembering the body of 9-year-old Aliahna Lemmon in Fort Wayne, Indiana last Thursday.





Remember, DO NOT attempt to seize a home via adverse possession. Don't do it.





While his wife was out of the country for a month, 43-year-old Alfredo Vargas ran their in-home daycare. Shocker! He's in jail for sexually abusing four girls. Double shocker: Despite the 26-count indictment, a judge says Alfredo can legally still run the daycare as long as no more than four children are being watched. Whhaaaaatttt?! Where the hell is this craziness happening? Lehi, Utah!





Two years after 35-year-old Colene Barker's husband left her for another woman, she ran him over with her Jeep to "teach him a lesson" and laughed at him after she ran him over. The man told police Colene is a good person and a great mother and he doesn't want to file charges. These two crazy kids.





Last-minute Christmas shoppers are not welcome at Walmart.





We don't know when or where these started, but more please!












Poor in Texas? You get free braces! You get free braces! You get free braces! Bad teeth not necessary. Who pays? Texas tax payers are shelling out $1 BILLION to orthodontics who are rich as all get out. Here's the fine print: You're wear braces for YEARS and your teeth will probably NEVER be fixed. (Note to self: Open an orthodontic practice in Texas.) This WFAA news video is long, but it will open your eyes as to how prevalent fraud is in the Medicaid system.

Happy Holidays!

We would like to wish all you the merriest of Christmases, the happiest of Hanukkahs and the most joyous of Kwanzaas. We all should live everyday like it's a holiday, being thankful and spending time with family and loved ones.

We'll be back Tuesday, but in the meantime, take a look (or a second look) at what went down on our pages this week. NBA baller Kobe Bryant's freak number is an impressive 105! According to reports, Vanessa believed he cheated on her with 105 different women all across the country! Joe Giudice, who's married to one of those chicks on the "Real Housewives of New Jersey," is facing a sh*tload of time in prison for using someone else' information to obtain a driver's license. The NYC Park's Department is racist! Three mean girls used feces to frost a classmate's birthday cake. And, of course, or video packages: These, featuring Dwight Eubanks' arrest and Miami party pumper's plea; These ones, featuring the donkey who died after eating cocaine from his brother's butt and a man who says someone stole his car then demanded he fork over cash to get it back; These ones, featuring the donkey who tried to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm, but ended hitting his roommate in the chest. These ones, featuring the hilarious story of a donkey who called 911 because she ate too much food and why Detroit police doesn't care about black crime victims -- until they're murder victims; And today's lot, featuring the mother from hell.

WATCH: School Bans Boy From Wearing Women's Shoes; Lady Threw 5-year-old Daughter in the Trash 5 Years Ago, No One Noticed She's Missing

Tyreese Maye, a 17-year-old student at Niagara Falls High School in New York, says administrators threatened him with suspension if he didn't take off the pair of bright red pair of heels he was wearing Wednesday. The school the heels a "safety hazard" and a "distraction." Tyreese says he's being discriminated against (since girls are allowed to wear heels) and held a protest outside of the school on Thursday. He plans to present a petition at the next school board meeting. Sidebar: How You Doin!



Speaking of shoes...Sneakerheads are crazy! Hundreds of people lined up across the country for the midnight re-release of the Nike Air Jordan 11 Concords which costs $180 a pop and there was the predictably mayhem.






Devinchio Rogers is quite the prolific tweeter. Well, sitting in jail in Atlanta awaiting trial for murder, there really isn't much to do, right?






Someone mailed a hate-filled, threatening letter to the Blazing Saddle, a gay bar in Des Moines, Iowa. But the bar owners find the whole thing comical and have not alerted police -- but have hung the letter on the wall for everyone to see.








Five years after India Parker's 5-year-old daughter, Kaliyah, went missing, the Cleveland woman was arrested and charged with abuse of a corpse. India has been telling people her daughter was killed when a bookcase fell on top of her, but when police checked with the morgue, there was no death certificate for her daughter and she later admitted she threw the child's body in the trash. So many people failed little Kaliyah; We need Nancy Grace on the case.






For the past five years, Ada Medina has been mucking up her apartment building's neighbors' front doors (without their permission!) and hallways with holiday decorations. We know it's Christmas, but....can she stick to a general color scheme or theme?






George Michael is home for the holidays. The 48-year-old singer says he was hospitalized in Vienna, Austria receiving treated for "pneumonia." Get well, soon.





Also home for the holidays are inmates at East Baton Rouge Prison. Well, sort of. Their children got the opportunity to visit their parents behind bars.





Free gas! Free gas! Free gas!

Girls Admit to Frosting Classmate's Birthday Cake With Feces

What's that smell? Your birthday cake! Three former students at Avon Grove High School in West Chester, Pennsylvania pleaded guilty Monday to frosting a birthday cake for a classmate with human feces. According to the Daily Local, Mayra Flores, 19, Ana Mireles, 18, and Sandra Ortiz, 18, all of Avondale – were sentenced to 22 months of probation on charges of recklessly endangering another person and conspiracy in connection with the March incident that was reported to state police by high school officials. The unidentified victim told an assistant principal that she, her mother and three siblings got sick after eating a cake that four of her classmates had given her for her birthday on March 23. The victim told the assistant principal that the cake tasted bad, so her family threw it in the trash and it started to smell, the girl took it out and brought it to school with her. The four students admitted that they had put the feces they had gotten from a toilet in Sandra’s home on the cake, “as a prank.” Officials sent the cake to the state Health Department lab for testing. The lab found the presence of E coli bacteria on the cake, proving the presence of human feces. The three girls were also ordered to complete 200 hours of community service -- scrubbing toilets, urinals, and bed pans at area senior centers or nursing homes, or picking up dog droppings from area parks. The fourth perp, a juvenile, has not yet been sentenced, but Ana, Mayra and Sandra all say they will testify against her. We wonder if these mean girls saw The Help?



source: Daily Local

WATCH: Lady Calls 911 After Eating Too Much, Man Huffs Laughing Gas to Get High, UPS Deliveryman One-Ups FedEx Package Thrower

And the donkey of the day is Mary Ellen Lisee. The 45-year-old crackhead from Fort Pierce, Florida woman was arrested Sunday on charges of disorderly conduct and misuse of 911 after she called because she ate too much food. Granted, she was also drunk. When cops arrived at the motel a hang-up call originated from, they say Mary jumping up and down and yelling in the room. She then told them there wasn't a reason for them to be there. Cops asked her what happened and they could help, and Mary started laughing, saying she called because she "ate too much." Then she started to yell at officers, telling them she had not consumed cocaine in more than a year. Officers asked her to write a statement and Mary wrote: "My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live." She was then asked to sign the statement confirming it's a true statement, but she refused. Say no to drugs, kids.



Last Friday in Detroit, Ashley Safford says her baby daddy pulled a gun on her and threatened to kill her -- then he stabbed her in her back, piercing her lung. All of this happened in front of the couple's 18-month-old son. Almost a week later, Ashley's attacker has not be arrested even though cops know where to find him.





Alex Rodriguez from Utah threatened to kill police in a post on Facebook and is SHOCKED that cops showed up at his job and arrested him. Oh, he was also fired.





Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, a 15-year-old boy was arrested after he threatened on Facebook to blow up his Catholic high school.





Mother of the Year Tasha Haynes told police someone broke into her home in Louisville, Kentucky on Dec. 15 and stole two digital cameras, an XBOX-360 and a Nintendo game system -- which were her kids' Christmas presents. But, Tasha is a liar! She later confessed to returning the items to the store so she could buy herself, "cigarettes and other things."





Alert Santa! He lost one of his reindeer on a highway in Norton, Ohio.






KTLA meteorologist Henry DiCarlo spazzes out and queens out on live TV! (Then again, why do they need a weatherman in LA? Just sayin'.)





Kobe Bryant has been in the news a lot of late. First, the NBA baller's wife surprised everyone and filed for divorce because he allegedly cheated on her with 105 OTHER WOMEN! Now a lawsuit, filed by the now=deceased Bill Geeslin of Blytheville, Ark. -- who claimed forearmed him in the chest in 2005 -- has some movement. The 6th US Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati ruled that a federal district court was right to dismiss the fan's claim of intentional infliction of emotional distress. But the lower court was told to take another look at the lawsuit's claim of assault and battery.






Chris Stuber, 48, was arrested in Memphis and charged with unlawfully inhaling nitrous oxide (laughing gas) after cops found him huffing the stuff while sitting in his parked car. A search of the vehicle found 1,000 small cartridges of the chemical compound. He told the local news affiliate he huffs laughing gas to to kill pain because prescription drugs are no longer effective.





Gwendolyn Johnson is what you call a selfless. She's living in a small hotel room since August and raising six children -- all of whom belong to her sisters and brothers who are either in jail or don't care. If she doesn't find a permanent soon, a judge is threatening to place the kids in foster care.






To the person who dropped off bags of food, toys, stuffed animals, clothes to Nicole Segal's home, she says thanks, but no thanks.





Oh, by the way! Your shoes are here! (PS: The FedEx package thrower is in here.)




And just for fun, here's an old video of a Fedex ground employee tossing boxes out of a truck.

Did Kobe Bryant Cheat on Wife With 105 Other Women?

Well, that's what Vanessa Bryant is telling friends. Last week, Vanessa, 29, filed from divorce from NBA baller Kobe Bryant after a 10-year-married which produced two daughters. According to the National Enquirer, the real reason Vanessa is dissolving the marriage is that she suspected Kobe, 33, was cheating on her and a private detective confirmed her suspicions. "[Vanessa] estimated that he was averaging at least 10 affairs a year with different women over the course of their marriage and puts his number of conquests at 105," a friend told the tabloid. "The lies and deceit hurt, of course, but racking up those kinds of numbers is mind-blowing and left her devastated. And when she discovered he was cheating during the recent NBA lockout, that was the final straw. her private detective caught him redhanded with incriminating photos." Not even former teammate Shaquille O'Neal had those kind of numbers. Tiger Woods, on the other hand, he had Kobe beat. Vanessa is apparently telling friends she believe Kobe had a jumpoff in "every NBA city." One of his allegedly jumpoffs, whom he was seeing since 2008, sat courtside at games and openly flirted with Kobe. Vanessa was livid and reportedly told Kobe to dump her. Kobe allegedly was also jumping off with an 18-year-old Lakers cheerleader and they reportedly sexted intimate photos of one another. That evidence is in Vanessa's divorce lawyer's possession, too. When Vanessa confronted him about these two women, Kobe reportedly confessed and promised her he would change his ways and sought forgiveness by showering Vanessa with jewelry, cars and other expensive gifts. But after the PI, who was following Kobe for weeks, presented Vanessa with the incriminating photos, "names, addresses and other descriptions of illicit liaisons" Vanessa decided it was time to bail and she filed for divorce. Kobe reportedly begged and pleaded for her to give him another shot, but Vanessa was tired of being humiliated, according to the friend. Now she's going to walk away with half of his $300 million fortune because they had no prenup and California is a community property state. The divorce is pretty much finalized and Vanessa is gonna get her money.

source: National Enquirer, Jan. 2, 2012, print edition

WATCH: Idiot Tries to Shoot Mouse, Shoots Roommate Instead; Drunk Lady Falls Under Train; Living Rent-Free

As this reporter says, this is a story that's hard to make up. A man from Taylorsville, Utah was trying to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm handgun, but the bullet went through the wall and landed in his roommate's chest. But the story doesn't there: As cops were investigating the accidental shooting, they found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet. The girl told police she was at the house to see her boyfriend, 34-year-old Paul Daniel Kunzler, whom she has been sleeping with for four months. Suffice it to say, Paul (who wasn't the roommate shot) was taken to jail.



Just in time for the holiday season, the British Transport Police released this surveillance video to show the dangers of being under the influence at train stations. In the video, a drunk woman was exiting a train when she stumbles backwards and falls on to the tracks. She was recovered from the track and taken to hospital suffering from cuts and bruises.






Enon Tabernacle Baptist Church shelled out $68,000 to pay off the layaway bills of 800 people at Burlington Coat Factory in Cheltenham, Pennsylvania. Now, who do we have to talk to pay off our bill at Neiman Marcus?






Meanwhile, in Polk City, Florida, a lady stole a box of filled with donated toys, which were intended for needy kids.





An unidentified lady from Grand Chute, Wisconsin is charged with child abuse for choking her 11-year-old daughter after becoming angry because the Green Bay Packers lost.






Doctors ordered Donna Kelly, 29, to spend three months upside-down in bed to prevent her unborn baby girl from falling out.





The FDA has given scientists at the University of Western Ontario approval to begin testing of the world's first HIV/AIDS vaccine. The Phase I trial will begin in January and will include 40 volunteers who already have HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. If the initial trial is successful, it will be followed by further clinical trials to determine whether the SAV001 vaccine is effective against HIV. According to scientists, the vaccine is designed to prime the body's T-cells to destroy any cells that might become infected with HIV.




Teenagers today are out of control. Four teenagers robbed an Atlanta coffee shop and everyone inside at gunpoint.




Stunt queen Roderick Walker is living in a fancy 3.5 bedroom home and he hasn't paid a cent for it. He's teaching others how to do it. However, we're not sure if he's also telling people there's a high probability you can be charged with trespassing and be thrown in jail!